Evelynn injured her feet by moving like that in heels.
Mundo has amnesia, he forgot his name.
I warned you bout Eve Vlad, told her she had all sorts of nasty diseases.
But no, you had to use Transfusion on her didn't you?
Ahri ate too many livers, and got salmonella. It's called a fire. USE IT.
Warwick got severe food posioning.
i told him he shouldn't of chased twitch.
Ezreal's dealing with broken bones, three types of poisons, major lacerations and a scraped knee. Just another Monday in some Temple of Doom.
Urgot has fallen apart again :/
Hi, Kog'Maw. What happened...? Oh no... RUN AWAY! He'll blow in 4 seconds!
poor fizz has salmonella
Sona is being treated for chronic laryngitis.
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