So, I almost died tonight. AMA.

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Talon Himself

Senior Member

01-10-2013

There's really strong winds going on.
And tornado watches.
But I was hungry as ****.
So I was like **** it.
I go out to get food.
Blah.
There's debris all over the roads.
I get to the place, go in, get food blah blah.
As I'm driving home, a goddamn tree falls in front of me, but it's just long enough that it only scraped the side of my car and I don't have a head on collision.
So I continue home.
The entire cities lights go out.
It's ****ing pitch black.
I'm the only one on the road.
No street lights.
Debris everywhere and I can't see ****.
So I finally make it home.
Safe right?
I have to get out of my car to move limbs from the middle of the driveway, because my car can't exactly go over them and it's a small downhill driveway.
As I'm standing out there.
I hear a sharp crack.
A huge ****ing thud.
And I feel the goddamn ground shake.
As I was ****ing pulling in.
The tree?
It gouged 2-3 foot multiple holes in the ground from falling, crushes a brick wall we have.
That's how big it was.
The best part?
My car was ****ing parked there less than 20 minutes ago.
And I was about to park there.
If I was 30 seconds earlier, I would be dead.
If I hadn't gone and gotten food.
My car would be totalled.


Just so you guys know, I have a 350z. Would've been a huge shame to have it totaled.
And to keep this LoL related, Ryze needs a visual upgrade.

TL;DR: I almost died.


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KirbyLover101

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01-10-2013

Cant tell whether pasta


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Drukyul

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01-10-2013

So what did you get to eat?


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Thorgazm D

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01-10-2013

csb


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Talon Himself

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01-10-2013

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Originally Posted by Drukyul View Post
So what did you get to eat?
A burrito from Moe's.


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Eyro Elloyn

Senior Member

01-10-2013

You need Zilean riding Shotgun, he'd have your ass safe.


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SamSparta

Senior Member

01-10-2013

RYZE VISUAL UPGRADE WHERe???


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Talon Himself

Senior Member

01-10-2013

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Originally Posted by Eyro Elloyn View Post
You need Zilean riding Shotgun, he'd have your ass safe.
Ikr. Just gotta stay away from Volibear though. He doesn't want me hanging out with Zil anymore.


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Yndyr

Senior Member

01-10-2013

Did you go across the street or down the street?

Going across is just a cry for attention. If ignorance was the case, then better luck next time!


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Talon Himself

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01-10-2013

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Originally Posted by Yndyr View Post
Did you go across the street or down the street?

Going across is just a cry for attention. If ignorance was the case, then better luck next time!
Down the street.


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