#FailedThreshJokes

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NATHANUS MAXIMUS

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01-08-2013

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Originally Posted by RiotMontag View Post
Now this is the story all about how
My unlife began with a scythe, not a plow
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a world called Runeter'

In western Valoran I was born and raised
In the dungeon is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, torturin', shacklin' all cool,
Eatin' souls for breakfast like a bad-ass ghoul
When a couple of cons, they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my dungeon-hood
I got in one little hanging, and my mom got scared
She said, "You move your ghost-ass that isle over there"

I whistled for a ghoul, and when it came near the
License plate said, "Thresh' and had chains in the mirror
If anything I could say this ghoul was a scare
But I thought, nah, forget it, "Yo homes, to Runeter'"

I pulled up the Ilse about seven or eight
And I yelled to the ghoulie, "Yo homes, scythe ya lata"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
Just swinging my lantern as the prince of Runeter'

#FailedThreshPrinceSong
This is just... just simply beautiful! Couldn't help but sing it the whole way through


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Mysnomer

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01-08-2013

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Originally Posted by RiotMontag View Post
*snip*
#FailedThreshPrinceSong

I actually really don't like you, Montag. This is why it is all the more meaningful that I upvoted this. An impressive parody. *golf clap*


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OH NO ITS LU BU

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01-08-2013

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LOL.

But...

2 Chainz*
I refuse to spell his name correctly since he changed it from Titty Boy.


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OH NO ITS LU BU

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01-08-2013

+81 damn is that a record for me?


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OH NO ITS LU BU

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01-09-2013

I got some new ones!

"ever had that not-so-Thresh feeling?"

"The THRESH part of waking up, is your soul in my box"~folgers jingle


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FOODFOOD

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01-09-2013

I loved the Flash reference.

THRESH!
A-AAAAHHHHHHHH


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OH NO ITS LU BU

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01-09-2013

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Originally Posted by FOODFOOD View Post
I loved the Flash reference.

THRESH!
A-AAAAHHHHHHHH
I liked that one too but something is lost in typing it out. :[


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Krimson62

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01-09-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by RiotMontag View Post
Now this is the story all about how
My unlife began with a scythe, not a plow
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a world called Runeter'

In western Valoran I was born and raised
In the dungeon is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, torturin', shacklin' all cool,
Eatin' souls for breakfast like a bad-ass ghoul
When a couple of cons, they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my dungeon-hood
I got in one little hanging, and my mom got scared
She said, "You move your ghost-ass that isle over there"

I whistled for a ghoul, and when it came near the
License plate said, "Thresh' and had chains in the mirror
If anything I could say this ghoul was a scare
But I thought, nah, forget it, "Yo homes, to Runeter'"

I pulled up the Ilse about seven or eight
And I yelled to the ghoulie, "Yo homes, scythe ya lata"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
Just swinging my lantern as the prince of Runeter'

#FailedThreshPrinceSong
Why does riotmontag not handle lore??? The man puts word to page wonderfully


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Mr Knubbers

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01-09-2013

[QUOTE=OH NO ITS LU BU;33276009
"The box could be anything. Even a boat. You know how much we want a boat!?"[/QUOTE]
best ever scene from family guy ever :3


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FOODFOOD

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01-09-2013

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Originally Posted by OH NO ITS LU BU View Post
I liked that one too but something is lost in typing it out. :[
No I understood it just fine, I just think most people here have absolutely no clue what it references though.

Poor undereducated GD people. Don't know who Queen is.