#FailedThreshJokes

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Incomitatus

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01-08-2013

RiotMontag, for my new found favorite Rioter. +1


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Eyro Elloyn

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01-08-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by ComanderMolander View Post
BEWARE FOR l AM THE BOOOOOX GHOST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUqeC2UU4oE
I died. I love you.


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AbbySmaLL

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01-08-2013

What do you call a fat woman with thresh?

Quarter pounder with cheese


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TheCrookedCat

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01-08-2013

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Originally Posted by Deychundei View Post
Really should be Jayne from fireflys quote:

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG6_5pOCvcQ
Defiantly should be this.

or.....

"I used to be a chain smoker, and look where that got me!"


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6u3ssWh0

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01-08-2013

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Originally Posted by RiotMontag View Post
Now this is the story all about how
My unlife began with a scythe, not a plow
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a world called Runeter'

In western Valoran I was born and raised
In the dungeon is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, torturin', shacklin' all cool,
Eatin' souls for breakfast like a bad-ass ghoul
When a couple of cons, they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my dungeon-hood
I got in one little hanging, and my mom got scared
She said, "You move your ghost-ass that isle over there"

I whistled for a ghoul, and when it came near the
License plate said, "Thresh' and had chains in the mirror
If anything I could say this ghoul was a scare
But I thought, nah, forget it, "Yo homes, to Runeter'"

I pulled up the Ilse about seven or eight
And I yelled to the ghoulie, "Yo homes, scythe ya lata"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
Just swinging my lantern as the prince of Runeter'

#FailedThreshPrinceSong
SO MUCH EPICNESS!! i sang it all along and this ROCKS


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Micalas

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01-08-2013

Riot should hire LU BU. I'm sure Zileas could find something for him to do.


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ComanderMolander

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01-08-2013

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Originally Posted by Micalas View Post
Riot should hire LU BU. I'm sure Zileas could find something for him to do.
Lu bu could work in their Cafeteria?


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ComanderMolander

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01-08-2013

"I'm about to put a whole lot of junk in this box!"


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PillzMan

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01-08-2013

Uno, Dos, Thresh!


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Metablast

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01-08-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by OH NO ITS LU BU View Post
"I just got a double kill. Know what that means? TWO CHAINS!"
LOL.

But...

2 Chainz*