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Chavez Obama

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01-06-2013

Progris riport 1

RiotNome says I shoud rite down what I think and remembir and evrey thingthat happins to me from now on. I dont no why but he says its importint sothey will see if they can use me. I hope they use me becaus Wawix says mabye they can make me good at dominum. I want to be good at dominum. My name is Chavez Obama I werk in cristol skar where Feedski gives me 11 dollers in rietpoints a week and bred or cake if I want. I am 24 yeres old and next munth is my brithday. I tolld RiotNome and merello I cant rite good but he says it dont matter he says I shud rite just like I talk and like I rite compushishens at the domenate duminyan chat ruum where I go to lern 3 times a week on my time off. RiotNome says to rite a lot everything I think and evrything that happins to me but I cant think anymor because I have nothing to rite so I will close for today... yrs truly Obama

Progris riport 2

I had a test today. I think I faled it and I think mabye now they wont use me. What happind is I went to Merellos office on my lunch time like they said and his secertery took me to a place that said psych dept on the door with a long hall and alot of littel rooms with onley a desk and chares. And a nice man was in one of the rooms and he had some wite cards with ink spilld all over them. He sed sit down Obama and make yourself cunfortible and rilax. He had a wite coat like a docter but I dont think. he was no docter because he dint tell me to opin my mouth and say ah. All he had was those wite cards. His name is Sifood. I fergot his last name because I dont remembir so good. I dint know what he was gonna do and I was holding on tite to the chair like sometimes when I go to a dentist onley Sifood aint no dentist neither but he kept telling me to rilax and that gets me skared because it always means its gonna hert.

So Sifood sed Obama what do you see on this card. I saw the papr and dots on it and I was very skared even tho I got my prospektor itam in my pockit because when I was a kid I always faled at vidio gams and saw pikturs like that to. I tolld Sifood I saw timo mushrum on wite card. Sifood said yes and he smild and that maid me feel good. He kept terning all the cards and I tolld him somebody put mushrums on all of them. I thot that was a easy test but when I got up to go Sifood stoppd me and said now sit down Obama we are not thru yet. Theres more we got to do with these cards. I dint understand about it but I remembir RiotNome said do anything the testor telld me even if it dont make no sense because thats testing.

I dont remembir so good what Sifood said but I remembir he wantid me to say what was on card. I dint see nothing other than mushrams in the ink but Sifood sed there was a picturs there. I coudnt see no picturs. I reely tryed to see. I holded the card up close and then far away. Then I said if I had my eye glassis I coud probaly see better I usully only ware my eyeglassis wen I play lig of lejens but I sed maybe they will help me see the picturs in the ink. I put them on and I said now let me see the card agars I bet I find it now. I tryed hard but I still coudnt find the picturs I only saw the same pikshur. I tolld Sifood mabey I need new glassis. He rote somthing down on a paper and I got skared of faling the test. So I tolld him it was a very nice pictur lines and dots with pritty mushrams all around the eges but he shaked his head so that wasnt it neither. I asked him if other pepul saw things in the ink and he sed yes they see real piktures. He tolld me the ink on the card was calld minimep. Sifood is very nice and he tasks slow like wawix dose n hiz dojo.

I go to lern playing gaem for slow adults. He explaned me it was a raw shok test. He sed pepul see things in the piksure. I said show me where. He dint show me he just kept saying think imagen theres something on the card. I tolld him I imaggen sitting n musroms.

He shaked his head so that wasnt rite eather. He said what does it remind you of pretend its something. I closd my eyes for a long time to pretend and then I said I pretend baron nsher in middle of a wite card. And thats when the point on his pencel broke and then we got up and went out.
I dont think I passd the raw shok test.


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XantheInsane

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01-06-2013

even though you were obviously high when you wrote this, i just had to give it a bump so that more people can behold this.... piece of literature.


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Redeemed In Fire

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01-06-2013

what the hell did i just read


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Pylar2

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06-18-2013

BUMP FOR ENLlGHTENMENT


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Fancy Wolf

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06-18-2013

lik dis if you cry evry tim


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Orphane

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06-18-2013

im pretty sure this is flowers for algernon: the untold dominion story


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HaIfhearted

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06-18-2013

Exactly what I was thinking, Orphane.