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Ask The Rock

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Ask Shyvana

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01-28-2013

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"He was a great rock, and was adored by many. He himself, however, taught me about the ways of life... and our purpose in this world."

"I see... you mention 'he'. Him." Shyvana said. "Are there... girl rocks?"


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Ask The Rock

Senior Member

01-30-2013

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"I see... you mention 'he'. Him." Shyvana said. "Are there... girl rocks?"


"Yes, but the majority of old female rocks go into the High Council of Rocks." Malphite thought for a second before finishing his thought. "I believe there has been only one female Head Rock in my time, the Head Rock of Sand."


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Vongeo

Senior Member

01-30-2013

*letter'd*


Dear Malphite,

How lovely is the song of the monolith?

Thank you,
Vongeo


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Ask Shyvana

Senior Member

01-30-2013

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Ask The Rock:
"Yes, but the majority of old female rocks go into the High Council of Rocks." Malphite thought for a second before finishing his thought. "I believe there has been only one female Head Rock in my time, the Head Rock of Sand."

"Have you ever... I mean, is it cultural for... do you have relationships?" Shyvana asked.


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Ask The Rock

Senior Member

01-30-2013

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Vongeo:
*letter'd*


Dear Malphite,

How lovely is the song of the monolith?

Thank you,
Vongeo


Malphite wrote back to the mysterious letter.

Dear Vongeo

The song of the Monolith is intriguing, mystifying, and even sometimes rejuvenating. Simply saying that it is lovely is an understatement.

You are welcome,
Malphite, the Shard of the Monolith


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Ask Shyvana:
"Have you ever... I mean, is it cultural for... do you have relationships?" Shyvana asked.


"It is cultural to have a relationship to strengthen one's power but a relationship for love... I have not seen anything like that."


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Ask Shyvana

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01-31-2013

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"It is cultural to have a relationship to strengthen one's power but a relationship for love... I have not seen anything like that."

"You mean spiritually?" Shyvana asked. "Or is close proximity to another rock make you physically stronger?"


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Ask The Rock

Senior Member

01-31-2013

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Ask Shyvana:
"You mean spiritually?" Shyvana asked. "Or is close proximity to another rock make you physically stronger?"


Malphite moved his hand in circled to emphasize his point. "Something along those lines, I never found out much about relationships myself."


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Ask Shyvana

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01-31-2013

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Malphite moved his hand in circled to emphasize his point. "Something along those lines, I never found out much about relationships myself."

"I see." Shyvana said. "How do male rocks differ from female rocks?"

(This is the best conversation ever.)


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Ask The Rock

Senior Member

02-01-2013

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Ask Shyvana:
"I see." Shyvana said. "How do male rocks differ from female rocks?"

(This is the best conversation ever.)


"Female are more attune with the magical and or spiritual world then males are. Males however are stronger physically." Malphite then tried to cast a high level magic spell.

((Really??????))


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Ézrëal

Senior Member

02-01-2013

Ezreal walks into Malphite's abode, looking around for the Shard. Once he found the creature, he approached him, keeping aware of his surroundings.

"Nice place they set up for you here," He remarked, "How have you been Malph? Been a while since my last encounter with ya."