Shut up no one cares
it's like saying in public "I have cancer gief me sympathy"
OP wishes he had a wife or girlfriend.
OP is Forever alone, and jelly
What about "my boyfriend..." my husband..." or even "my taric..."
May they never meet.
Well some of us AREN'T bragging and actually want to celebrate. So negative.
So OP, enjoying single life?
OP has nobody to give him blow jobs.
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