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Rorschach bot's Journal. December 30th, 2012
Teddy bear carcass in lane this morning, cotton pushed out of flaming burst stomach. Summoner Rift is afraid of me I have seen it’s true face. The lanes are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their bloodshed and dead minions will rise up about their waists and all the mages,assasins and tanks will look up and shout “Save us!”…
…and I’ll look down, and whisper “no.”
They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good wizards like Ashe , or President Teemo. Decent sumoners, who believed in team work for game experience points. Instead they followed the droppings of kill stealers ,leavers and skippers and didn’t realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late don’t tell me they didn’t have a choice.
Now the whole LOL stands on the brink, staring down into bloody hell, all those feeders noobs and trolls… and all of a sudden, nobody can think of anything to say.