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One of the funniest stories I've heard in recent times...

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Jesus the Friend

Member

12-28-2012

So there's this country (?) called South Africa.
In this country, there are the highest incidence of violent crimes like murder, and more minuscule crimes like rape.
Anyway, a great deal of the population is HIV positive.
Now, here's the kicker;
There is a myth in South Africa that states that if a man has sexual intercourse with a virgin, he will be cured of HIV!
LOL

BUT IT GETS BETTER;
There was this corrupt politician named Jacob Zuma who was accused of rape.
During the ensuing media storm, the man said the following;
"Taking showers can reduce, or even prevent the transmitting of HIV, I took one so I wouldn't get infected"
HUGE MEDIA CIRCUS ENSUED
LOL

BUT IT GETS EVEN BETTER;
Jacob Zuma is now the president of South Africa
LOL!!!!
GG


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Mere Intricacy

Senior Member

12-29-2012

You've never heard of South Africa.
Rape isn't minuscule.
Downvote.


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Jesus the Friend

Member

12-29-2012

Quote:
Mere Intricacy:
You've never heard of South Africa.


I am not going to pretend that I knew the intricate geo-political details of South Africa because I didn't... I thought it was just a name for the southern portion of the African landmass, but I was clearly mistaken. It is its own country.

The person I was talking to from South Africa mentioned Australia, are there much relations between your peoples?

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Rape isn't minuscule.


Compared to murder, rape is small potatoes.


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Mere Intricacy

Senior Member

12-29-2012

Quote:
Jesus the Friend:

Compared to murder, rape is small potatoes.

Speaking from experience?


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Jesus the Friend

Member

12-29-2012

Quote:
Mere Intricacy:
Speaking from experience?


Yes, I have been both raped and murdered.
By female porn stars... attractive ones.

No but seriously, destruction of the being is something substantially worse than minor , reparable damage.
Sometimes not even damage, just some nuisance.


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Fujiou

Member

12-29-2012

Rape is small potatoes compared to murder.

But it is decidedly big potatoes next to anything else.


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Dobagoh

Member

12-29-2012

When JtF read this story (http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/28/world/asia/india-rape-victim/index.html?hpt=hp_c1), he sang this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoMKjgRqQBA#t=43s).

GG


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Quision

Member

12-29-2012

Yawn, typical Africa ****.


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ThaBizness

Senior Member

12-29-2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWkGWmloIFw


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Taria05

Senior Member

12-29-2012

Rape is worse than murder.
Murder is quick, and death is a feasable concept.

It's difficult to understand yourself once you've been violated.


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