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RiotDerivative

Data Scientist

12-28-2012
4 of 8 Riot Posts

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Originally Posted by RiotTerra View Post
I haven't seen anyone mention the epic Nerf battles that claim the lives of many Rioters each day (this also might be the reason we are always hiring).
I bought my team a Nerf dart gun as a white elephant gift b/c I thought they would enjoy it. I didn't realize until after they opened it that it had TWO guns.... I've created a monster!


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Cruxshadows

Senior Member

12-28-2012

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On your first day you're given wafflestomper boots and 5 red sodas. It's the safest start, really.
fixed.


on ironstylus' desk is a picture from leona. with a signture in lipstick " to my favorite parot love your sunshine"

there is a sign in the offices that say X days since the last temo skin


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NewK1nd

Senior Member

12-28-2012

In the gym the tread mill speeds are
1. nautilus
2. Darius
3. Miss Fortune
4. Rammus
5. Master Yi


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Riot Sunshine

Associate Business Analyst

12-28-2012
5 of 8 Riot Posts

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Originally Posted by RiotDerivative View Post
I bought my team a Nerf dart gun as a white elephant gift b/c I thought they would enjoy it. I didn't realize until after they opened it that it had TWO guns.... I've created a monster!
Yes... you have most certainly created a dual-wielding monster.


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NewK1nd

Senior Member

12-28-2012

The weight settings on the universal gym are
1. Teemo
2. Soraka
3. Vi
4. Garen
5. Tryndemere's right arm!


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NewK1nd

Senior Member

12-28-2012

bump


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Super Explosion

Senior Member

12-28-2012

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Originally Posted by Riot Sunshine View Post
Yes... you have most certainly created a dual-wielding monster.
So even Sunshine works at Riot.

I'm surprised you don't have a parrot following you.


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Squints13

Junior Member

12-28-2012

Your sitting at your desk working away, thinking I'm really making progress. Then suddenly "CAW CAW CAW" and the next thing you know you wake up in the lobby with the urge to buy a ward.


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NewK1nd

Senior Member

12-28-2012

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Originally Posted by Squints13 View Post
Your sitting at your desk working away, thinking I'm really making progress. Then suddenly "CAW CAW CAW" and the next thing you know you wake up in the lobby with the urge to buy a ward.
I lol'ed at this. hahaha waking up in the lobby hahaha


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Emma Retodd

Senior Member

12-28-2012

The most common excuse for being late to work at Riot is lag.