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I'll give you 975 Rp for a joke..

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Lead Death

Senior Member

12-18-2012

Why does Maokai wear a loin cloth?

Does he have wood?


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Matteo

Junior Member

12-18-2012

Women's rights.


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TidalTravDog

Junior Member

12-18-2012

Yorick walks into a bar
there's no counter...


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derp youre dead

Senior Member

12-18-2012

3am in the morning, playing with friend.
Friend: "Dude let's try a playing a character we didn't before."
Me: "Ok, I got Nurse Akali off sales."
Starts match, type /j: "So many noobs, will matchmaking ever find true balance?"
Me: "Then Akali, I shall show you true balance!"
Places mouse to me left hand.
Friend: "Why are you using your left hand?"
Me: "So I can use my right for something else!"


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Fruity Erikchen

Senior Member

12-18-2012

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and,
in a booming voice, God said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaiiso I can ride over anytime I want.'
God replied, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to "justify" your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help and how I can make a woman truly happy.
God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'


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lol I died again

Member

12-18-2012

Two cows are in a field.
Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.


A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.


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cralix

Senior Member

12-18-2012

Quote:
Ryunden:
Jokes* since I was referring to every airline food joke in existence.

Oh ok lol sorry


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AK1rby

Senior Member

12-18-2012

Jokes? I dont know any jokes.


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Sh0ckzzz

Junior Member

12-18-2012

What do you call the father of corn? Popcorn.


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TheKMAP

Senior Member

12-18-2012

so these 2 hunters go out hunting. unfortunately theres an accident and one guy shoots another

he calls 911: "help, i shot my friend, what do i do"

"ok sir calm down, first i need you to make sure if he is dead"

*bang*

"ok hes dead now what"