I'll give you 975 Rp for a joke..

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Gojira Godzilla

Senior Member

01-09-2013

these jokes are like brand in an incinerator, overdone.

edit: wasn't planning on a pun but oh well


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zzLokiTheMadzz

Junior Member

01-09-2013

Yorick walks into a bar....
There is no counter


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KarryU4FooD

Senior Member

01-10-2013

You might Find this funny, I was watching a stream, and in the chat they were talking about High elo. One guy said "Jesus has the highest Elo with 999999, and a 99999-0 KDA." so someother guy says "well Im pretty sure he has Died at Least once", THen they other guy said " He didnt Die he had a Guardian Angel" LOL


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Conversion Gel

Senior Member

01-10-2013

A guy named Rocky had a broken leg, so his friend Bob decided to visit him.
Rocky said 'Its freaking cold here, I need my slippers, Bob go upstairs and get them'
And so Bob did what he was told.

Bob went upstairs to find Rocky's hot twin sisters laying on the bed.
Bob said 'Your brother sent me up here to have s3x with you girls'.

The twin sisters said 'Prove it'.

Then Bob yelled to Rocky from upstairs and shouted 'BOTH OF THEM?'
Rocky replied 'YEAH WHATS THE POINT OF FKING ONE?'

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In everything you do, give it 100%...unless you're donating blood...

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The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved...


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A blind man walks into a club in Texas, he says 'Wow this place is big!"
A man replied to him "Yea everything is big in Texas"
So the blind man wanted to go to the toilet, but he went straight for the swimming pool and fell in, the blind man yelled "DONT FLUSH! DONT FLUSH!!!"!

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ripnN

Junior Member

01-12-2013

Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Cause he only "CUMS" once a year!!


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ThatVayneGuy

Senior Member

01-12-2013

Twisted treeline


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Emperor Titus

Senior Member

01-12-2013

These jokes are unbearable...


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Black OpaD

Senior Member

01-12-2013

2 men go hunting in the woods. They find a doe and one of the men lines up his shot when he fdalls down, and go breaks into a violent seizure.
The other man thinking quick, get out his phone and calls the hospital. He expplains the situation to the other person on the other end. She says "I will call an ambulance. Just tell me if he's dead"

BANG

The man says, "yeh, he's dead".


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koloopy32

Junior Member

12-14-2013

Women's rights


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Ronintoadin

Senior Member

12-15-2013

What do they call a Quinn and Valor that are losing lane?

Bird feeders.

CHAW HAW HAW