Irelia Walks into a counter......
Oh wait.......Irelia doesn't have a counter O.o
A blonde walks into a bar, you would have thought she would have seen it.
So Jayce walks into a bar.
And there is no counter.
Yo gurl is your name Ahri? Coz you're making my Spirit Rush!
Yo gurl is your name Cass? Coz you're making me stone hard!
Yo gurl, is your name Janna? Coz you just blew me away!
Yo gurl, is your name Ashe? Coz you be stunning me from a distance!
Hey Yorick, who's your favourite ADC?
Yorick: I really... dig Graves
Q: What's green and slimy and smells like bacon?
A: Kermit's finger.
A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey, we don't serve your kind here."
The mushroom replies, "why not? I'm a fun guy".
^^ Wow i was going to use this
Ey Gurl, lemme Zapdos pants off of ya.
A Neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says "WE DON'T SERVE YOUR KIND HERE." The neutrino says "it's alright! I'm just passing through".
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