I'll give you 975 Rp for a joke..

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Karnova

Recruiter

12-19-2012

Why was the elf so depressed?


He had low ELF-esteem.


Bahahahahaaa


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Fiendish x Codex

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Junior Member

12-19-2012

So a man finds a genie in a lamp and is granted 3 wishes. However The genie tells him that for every wish, his most hated enemy would get double what he wished for. It so happens that his most hated enemy is his neighbor. For his first wish, he wished for a 10-story mansion. It was granted, but soon he hear his neighbor joyfully yelling and saw that he had been given a 20-story mansion. The man tried to ignore this and used his second wish and asked for 100 of the most beautiful women in the world. Once again his wish was granted, but he soon heard his neighbor was having a party with 200 of the most beautiful women in the world. After seeing this that man was really getting ticked off. After pondering what to do with his last wish, he decided his final wish would be to lose one of his balls.


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Stegosauruz

Junior Member

12-19-2012

What's green and has wheels?






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Grass. I lied about the wheels.


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Zeus the Loose

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Senior Member

12-19-2012

Apple iPhone 6 Siri Demonstration:
User: "Siri, send new pics to Avery Wong."
Siri: "Sending nude pics to everyone."
User: "FUUUUUUUU"


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Pkmnjaja

Senior Member

12-19-2012

Apple Maps


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Railen

Senior Member

12-19-2012

Q) What's Brown and Sticky?

A) A Stick


Q) Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

A) Dr Dre


Q) Whats red and smells like blue paint?

A) Red paint.


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KrazzyFlames

Senior Member

12-19-2012

How do you know Zilean is having a bad day?
- When he asks you for the time.

What do Malphite and Rammus to at a party?
- They Rock n' Roll

Why is Trundle happy everytime he types comments on the Internet?
- He is fascinated by the fact that people know he is a troll without knowing him.

Why did Brand get banned from the forums?
- For flaming.


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japexion

Junior Member

12-19-2012

why did the girl fall of her bike




she had no arms


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Your Crotch

Senior Member

12-19-2012

Step 1) Look at my name.
Step 2) Imagine first blood.
Step 3) Imagine "___________ is Legendary!"


Edit: Don't forget other favorites like "__________ is unstoppable" or even "__________ is shutdown"


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iProtoHype

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12-19-2012

i had a shyvana on my team earlier... she was really DRAGON us down..

the puns are horrible but i can think of a ZILEAN of them.