I'll give you 975 Rp for a joke..

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Syniez

Senior Member

12-19-2012

Cassiopeia buys boots of mobility.
Picture is unrelated.


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Thegreatxiu

Senior Member

12-19-2012

This guy hired a man named Bubba. When Bubba introduced himself he said,
"Well mister boss man I now know everyone in the world."
To which the 'boss man' said, "Not possible. Prove it!"
Bubba responded, "Name someone"
"Hugh Jackman." His boss quickly responded. So they flew out to Hugh Jackman's house and Hugh greeted them and asked Bubba how he was. "Okay that was a good time but completely lucky."
Bubba then replied, "Shoot me another"
"Obama" His boss quickly responded. So they flew out to New York where the president was giving a speech. When the president got a moment he greeted Bubba and asked about the new boss. The boss then responded, "Okay if you get this one I'll believe you. The Pope!"
They flew out to Vatican City and there was a large crowd around the Vatican. Bubba said, "Here I'll run in and come out with Pope man to the balcony. Will that be okay?"
"Yeah go do it." Bubba then disappeared into the crowd. Five minutes later Bubba and the Pope came out on the balcony.
When Bubba made it out he found his boss was having a heart attack. They rushed to the hospital and the boss was recovering in an ambulance when Bubba asked, "What happened?"
The boss looked Bubba in the eye and said, "I expected you to come out with the Pope on the balcony, but I didn't expect the guy next to me to yell HEY! Who's that guy with Bubba?"


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Krikzy

Member

12-19-2012

Why do all chemists hate dead people?

cuz they have to Burry'em (GET IT? IT SOUNDS LIKE BARIUM, THE ELEMENT!!)


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Chihaya Kisaragi

Member

12-19-2012

Did you see Cho Gath feast on Jax?
I guess he...
wanted a piece of the champ.


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Ittihad

Senior Member

12-19-2012

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog?
neither did she..hueheuheue


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Rex Draconem

Senior Member

12-19-2012

Why cannt mundo q sona?


she doesn't need any more cleavage


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Xaeonis

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Senior Member

12-19-2012

Heres a good pun.

I was talking to a friend of mine the other day who works on elevators. I asked him how his job was going and he said...

Ehhh, its got its up's and down's.


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CommandShockwave

Senior Member

12-19-2012

What's green and has 4 wheels?



























Grass.

I lied about the wheels.


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VexingRaven

Senior Member

12-19-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by ToxinSpray View Post
Cassiopeia buys boots of mobility.
Picture is unrelated.
This is the best picture I have ever seen!


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SirNanders

Member

12-19-2012

More than halfway there for ANOTHER 10$ RP card