"Diana get in the car."

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Gryphon48

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12-20-2012

Meanwhile, Talon...

Down at the pier Talon was hidden, watching the ocean.
He loved going down by the water and watch Nami play with Urf.

But one day, a strange man drove up in a boat up to Talon, and told him to get in.
Talon was suspicious at first, but saw the official Riot logo and knew not to question things.
He hopped in.

About 15 minutes later they stopped at an island called "Los Nerfa de Territoria".
The skull and crossbones warning sign should have indicated the danger of this place, but Talon thought he was fairly balanced right now, and Riot simply wanted to check up on him.

They approached a group of men:
"Hello, Talon"
"Hello"
"We heard about the Black Cleaver incident. We were very disappointed by it."
"By what? You made the item good, so I used it to kill things. I'm an assassin; it's what I do."
"Yes, but such problems cannot go unaddressed, can they? Now, we have a quick surprise for you - "
*Suddenly Renekton bursts out the bushes, crying, "RUN TALON RUN! They already got me, but you can still save yourself!"
Talon dashed off, sprinting towards the boat, when suddenly a huge bubble crashed into him, causing him to float above the ground.
"Good work Nami. You have proven yourself to be a useful addition to the League."

Nami then smashed him with her staff, and he blacked out, waking up in a cell underground with Renekton.

"They got you too...."
"Yeah.... Who will they go for next?"
"Kha'Zix. See how the rebuffed Rengar? His debt will be payed off once he tracks down Kha'Zix."
"Then it is our job to get out of here and warn him."


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ChildrenofCorn

Senior Member

12-20-2012

Oh geez I hope you never have writers block.


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ArmySquirrel

Senior Member

12-21-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gryphon48 View Post
Meanwhile, Talon...
Shoulda pressed R. :/


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Magma Armor0

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12-21-2012

wow...this was pretty clever. just read through the whole thing and I am definitely amused, especially as a devoted follower of the 'dinger....

His rework has been "in progress" for what, 1 1/2 years? 2? *shakes head*


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Trolosaurus

Senior Member

12-22-2012

I wonder where Sion is


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CaptainMĂ„rvelous

Member

12-22-2012

I've not forgotten about this. Will update eventually.

Just kinda messin' about on the GD


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DimensionalBlade

Senior Member

12-23-2012

I want moarrr


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TheLastBaron88

Senior Member

12-23-2012

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Originally Posted by DimensionalBlade View Post
I want moarrr
This.


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SpiritHacker

Senior Member

12-24-2012

Bump for moar!


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Hazdoc

Senior Member

12-25-2012

good guy shaco

im glad this isn't over yet