Looking for intelligent humor.

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the flail

Senior Member

12-13-2012

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Originally Posted by Fujiou View Post
I said I was looking for intelligent humor, not educated humor.



Sorry man, I've been looking, but I don't know where any of those shits grow. I found some nice matsutake patches though.
ooh, tasty =0

And yeah, as far as I know, they're all relatively uncommon. I'm always on the lookout for chicken of the woods though. Bright colors, and whatnot.

edit: btw, anyone else see Dobagoh's thread get shut down like hella?


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Kohana Sushi

Senior Member

12-13-2012

I wish I could make fun of arrogance over the internet in the same way I do IRL but I can't make the appropriate hand gestures


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c4lm

Member

12-13-2012

So autensite walks into a bar and gets cooled to 500 degrees celcius WAIT LOL U DONT KNOW SCIENCE


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Dobagoh

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12-13-2012

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So autensite walks into a bar and gets cooled to 500 degrees celcius WAIT LOL U DONT KNOW SCIENCE
So today I was all like wat you can stick a piece of platinum on a intermetallic beta phase nickel aluminide and heat it and the platinum will diffuse through the nickel aluminide substituting for the nickel in the intermetallic phase and then you can be like "lol imma chemical vapor deposition you with my aluminum fluoride to make a aluminium diffusion zone so later on when you form an alumina scale i can put my yttria stablized zirconia on top"

and i was like wtf is this sh*t?


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c4lm

Member

12-13-2012

you want to diffuse platinum through nickel? lolwut


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Jesus the Friend

Member

12-13-2012

These are the most boring jokes I've ever read.


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c4lm

Member

12-13-2012

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Originally Posted by Jesus the Friend View Post
These are the most boring jokes I've ever read.
A police officer walks into a bar and asks "how much for a drink?"

The bartender replies "don't worry sir we don't charge police officers here".


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Dobagoh

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12-13-2012

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you want to diffuse platinum through nickel? lolwut
It's a thing: http://www.google.com/patents?id=jak...ide%22&f=false


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KatieKaboom

Senior Member

12-14-2012

Jus watch whose line is it anyway on youtube and say goodbye to your sleeping cycle


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Colonel J

Senior Member

12-14-2012

Read the comics inside the Sunday newpapers.

None them have made me laugh ever. I must be dumb.