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End a popular phrase with "except Teemo, **** Teemo"

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AGuyWithPants

Member

02-14-2013

An Apple a day keeps the doctor away, A Garlic a day keeps everyone away except Teemo, **** Teemo


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XxAngelVIIxX

Senior Member

02-14-2013

When you wish upon a star... Makes no difference who you are.. When you wish upon a star your dreams come true... Except Teemo, **** Teemo.


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Zephemus

Junior Member

02-14-2013

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to the dark side... excempt Teemo, **** Teemo.


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Galaick

Junior Member

02-14-2013

All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin And therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Berliner!" Except Teemo! **** Teemo!


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johnnybravo2

Senior Member

02-14-2013

You're such a noob, except teemo, **** teemo.


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Krallania

Member

02-14-2013

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, except Teemo, **** Teemo"


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Cards and Dice

Senior Member

02-14-2013

“You know... When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! Except Teemo. **** Teemo.”

-Cave Johnson's last words


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XxAngelVIIxX

Senior Member

02-15-2013

All's well that ends well... except Teemo, **** Teemo


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MiKux57x

Member

02-15-2013

I Love You, except teemo. **** teemo.


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hotobeseman

Member

02-15-2013

Please! Don't rape my children... except Teemo. **** teemo.
~Teemo's mom