How many times a week do you masturbate?

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Quision

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12-12-2012

Thanks for the laughs


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Fujiou

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12-12-2012

I didn't masturbate until I was 17.

I always figured my ***** was defective, because it never really felt good when I touched it to go pee.

When I figured out that it actually works, I went wild for a while, but now I only fap 3-12 times a week.


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Mere Intricacy

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12-12-2012

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Originally Posted by BDSandM View Post
Have you tried the clitorisaurous-rex?
Yer I don't finger myself or have a ***** or anything like that..


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Athene

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12-12-2012

OT: Anyone else that masturbate daily ever try and hold it in for like 3-7 days, then unleash a load about 5x the size of your regular one? I did that for this girl once, she couldn't even take 1/4th of it and she was a known swallower


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Deconstructor32

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12-12-2012

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Originally Posted by Perceverance View Post
OT: Anyone else that masturbate daily ever try and hold it in for like 3-7 days, then unleash a load about 5x the size of your regular one? I did that for this girl once, she couldn't even take 1/4th of it and she was a known swallower
Is that why your name is Perceverance?


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JacobianMatrix

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12-12-2012

Average about 1.3/day


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Jesus the Friend

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12-12-2012

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Average about 1.3/day
1.3?!

Damn it JM, you and your maths.


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Athene

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12-12-2012

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Is that why your name is Perceverance?
I don't understand.
Explain.

Perseverance.

Dont laugh at me.


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c4lm

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12-12-2012

I masturbate 98 times a minute.


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JacobianMatrix

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12-12-2012

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Originally Posted by Jesus the Friend View Post
1.3?!

Damn it JM, you and your maths.
I can be more precise if you like; 1.285714[repeating]/day

Also, thats a new abbreviation of my name, +1


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