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OMFG I just had the worse ****ing *** ever.

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Mere Intricacy

Senior Member

12-12-2012

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msylcatac:
No offense you sound like a ****ing *****. If you're really going to stop talking to someone just because they have a small ***** then thats ****ing low. EVEN MORE you know he knows! and you still are willing to stop talking to him when you know he knows its gonna be from that night. Lol i have a 9 inch long 3.5 wide so im good on that level. But that's still pretty mean. At least suck his dick a little. Who knows, he could be the best ***** eater ever.

There is zero chance for a relationship if there is no sexual compatabilty, plain and simple.
And what point is there talking to the guy if there's no chance of a relationship or *** again.

Quote:
Perceverance:
Whats the perfect size for you?


I don't have a prefect size.
Anything bigger than 5 inches is workable I guess.
I like girth too.
None of this thin dick stuff.

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Dobagoh:
This thread is extremely entertaining

breaking news: mere just popped someone's cherry! How do you feel, Mere?

Ummm I don't he just said it had been a while.
I doubt he was a virgin.


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Jesus the Friend

Member

12-12-2012

Oh Mere, I remember a few months ago, you were too shy to even approach a man.

Now you're having intercourse on the first date and sleeping with married/taken men.

I'm proud of you, you've become a full blown slut.


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2051

Senior Member

12-12-2012

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Jesus the Friend:
Oh Mere, I remember a few months ago, you were too shy to even approach a man.

Now you're having intercourse on the first date and sleeping with married/taken men.

I'm proud of you, you've become a full blown slut.


pls stop ruining the mental image I have associated with sluts by branding Mere as one, pls.


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Kodoku

Senior Member

12-12-2012

Quote:
msylcatac:
No offense you sound like a ****ing *****. If you're really going to stop talking to someone just because they have a small ***** then thats ****ing low. EVEN MORE you know he knows! and you still are willing to stop talking to him when you know he knows its gonna be from that night. Lol i have a 9 inch long 3.5 wide so im good on that level. But that's still pretty mean. At least suck his dick a little. Who knows, he could be the best ***** eater ever.


Doesn't get much more sad than lying about the size of your package on the internet. 3.5 inches wide? The world record holder is what, 2 inches?


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2051

Senior Member

12-12-2012

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Kodoku:
Doesn't get much more sad than lying about the size of your package on the internet. 3.5 inches wide? The world record holder is what, 2 inches?


I'm sure he meant circumference


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Semper Damnatus

Member

12-12-2012

Quote:
Kodoku:
Doesn't get much more sad than lying about the size of your package on the internet. 3.5 inches wide? The world record holder is what, 2 inches?


*whispers*

owned.


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gankas kon

Senior Member

12-12-2012

3.5 in circumference is well below average my friend.

Even if you're 9 inches, which you aren't, poking her brain does no good if you're using a pencil


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Kohana Sushi

Senior Member

12-12-2012

Also, fat rolls != vagina.


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Dobagoh

Member

12-12-2012

Quote:
Mere Intricacy:
Ummm I don't he just said it had been a while.
I doubt he was a virgin.

You said he lasted 20 seconds.

Also, I'm pretty sure all virgins say "it's been a while" to a girl when they don't want her to know that it's their first time.


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Sailor Cosmos

Senior Member

12-12-2012

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Dobagoh:
You said he lasted 20 seconds.

Also, I'm pretty sure all virgins say "it's been a while" to a girl when they don't want her to know that it's their first time.


That's what he gets for being a slvt.