Evelynn's Corner of Evil and Excess (Ask Evelynn)

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Heil Teemo

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01-03-2013

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he chuckled a bit at her comment, he did remember the other reason he came over "I mostly just wanted to come by to chat and see how my beautiful blue friend is doing. There is supposed to be a spectacular meteor shower tonight, I figured perhaps you might be interested in watching it with me "
"Hm... romantic date, eh?" Evelynn glanced at the clock on her right, confirming the time was early afternoon. "Sounds fun. Did you have a plan where we would go?"

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Brolaf walks downstairs.

"...How come people keep finding this place?"
"Magic," Evelynn grouses.


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Ask Gragas

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01-03-2013

Upon hearing the word 'magic', there is suddenly an echoing glugging sound in the caves called Evelynn's mansion. BUUUUUUUUUURP! Then suddenly, earthquakes, as a huge, shadowy sphere with five points, two stubby points on the bottom, two MANLY points on the left and a barrelclad point on the right, and a tiny, bearded, manliest point on the top. Gragas. Yeah. Magic. 'OO SAID MAGIC? 'OO WANTSTAKNOW THE MAGIC O' BOOZE? Then it was ridiculously obvious, who it was... GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG-HO! So then the sexy hunk of meat takes out a funnel and a tube, and then the barrel of pure, magical manliness opens a portal on its closed, manly end. Then this is where the TRUE magic of manliness begins, where the booze o' infinidymagickity pours out like purple manjuice. CHUGGIN' TIME! The hunk of manly man meat announces with the BASS BOOSTED as he guzzles the **** out of his manbrew. Graggy Ice. Yeah. Hog that ****, bro. Hog that ****. Brolaf ain't stopping me.


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Xander Blade

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01-03-2013

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"Hm... romantic date, eh?" Evelynn glanced at the clock on her right, confirming the time was early afternoon. "Sounds fun. Did you have a plan where we would go?"
He gave a light smile and nodded "Yes, there's a cliff-side that overlooks Demacia not far from here. It Should provide a nice view. perhaps you know of the place?" He asked, half hoping she at least heard of the place, as it was not far from there.

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