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>Be teemo

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BaoBaoaz

Senior Member

12-10-2012

> Be teemo
> I hide in the bushes, waiting for garen.
> He will never see this coming.
> I touch my blow tube in anticipation
> Its hard body encourages me and calms me.
> Suddenly, i see Garen approaching my bush
> He's so manly and strong, his sword glistening in the sun.
> I prepare my shrooms as he enters my bush.
> BLIND!
> I unload as hard as I can on him.
> Blind, auto attack, ignite, shroom DoT, more dots!
> He tries to hit me but I've blinded him too well, right in the eyes, with my massive Q.
> Q was loaded with viagra.
> *Takes off all my cloth*
> Garen and I embraces
> Kissing ensures
> Garen then puts his big BIG sword in to me
> We finish
> I take off my teemo mask and reveal i'm really Bill Cosby
> And said “No one will ever believe you”


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mnun

Senior Member

12-10-2012

You're so le edgy le.


Go back to 9fag and stop ****ting up this forum


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UnblestDevotee

Senior Member

12-10-2012

Le fail green text


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Fuzen kuden

Senior Member

12-10-2012

9fag


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