Somewhere very dark (Ask Nocturne)

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Nůctýrne

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12-08-2012

"They want me to what?"

Nocturne narrowed his eyes at the summoner in front of him. Even stripped of his arm blades, he could still think of a hundred ways to kill this idiot.

"We want you to open an ask-column..."

The man attempted to explain, his voice faltering.

"Your popularity as a champion is slipping, see, and the higher-ups think this will put you back in the limelight..."

Nocturne was dumbfounded. they wanted a murderous nightmare incarnate to start answering fanmail?

If you insist...

The shade began.

But I swear to the unholy powers that fuel me; by the time this is over, somebody is getting stabbed.


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Emperor Titus

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12-08-2012

Breakfast of champions?

((Yea...does Nocturne even eat at all?))


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Nůctýrne

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12-08-2012

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Originally Posted by Yoshi the Great View Post
Breakfast of champions?

((Yea...does Nocturne even eat at all?))
The souls of the innocent.

with a tall glass of children's tears.

and a side of fear.

I am also a fan of waffles with boysenberry syrup.


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

12-08-2012

"Hey baby, what's sh--"

Evelynn tilts her head, trying to find some part of Nocturne that was physically appealing.

Mentally wasn't much of a concern for her.

"Um... you know what? Never mind."


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Nůctýrne

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12-09-2012

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"Hey baby, what's sh--"

Evelynn tilts her head, trying to find some part of Nocturne that was physically appealing.

Mentally wasn't much of a concern for her.

"Um... you know what? Never mind."
Not interested? good.

I'm taken anyway.

not that I'd even consider dating somebody who wears pink dominatrix gear in public.


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Heil Teemo

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12-09-2012

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Not interested? good.

I'm taken anyway.

not that I'd even consider dating somebody who wears pink dominatrix gear in public.
"You're taken? Aww, I'm sure you and Rosy Palm are very happy together."

Evelynn laughs uproariously at her own joke.

"And I'm rather surprised that a naked shadow monster has an opinion about fashion..."


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Ask the Defender

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12-09-2012

Do you give hugs?


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Nůctýrne

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12-09-2012

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"You're taken? Aww, I'm sure you and Rosy Palm are very happy together."

Evelynn laughs uproariously at her own joke.

"And I'm rather surprised that a naked shadow monster has an opinion about fashion..."
Alas, Nyx and I can never be together, as our worlds are separate. We can only meet in the nightmares of mortals.

But enough about my relationships;

I started this column for people to ask me questions, not insinuate I somehow... what is it you humans call it? ah yes... "fap". Without having a crotch.

Nocturne waves Evelynn away.

now be off with you, purple lady. I have important... Nightmare based things to do.

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Do you give hugs?
Nocturne gives Jayce a hug.

yes.


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Ask the Defender

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12-09-2012

Jayce is disturbed by Nocturne's hug, and then pushes him back.
Umm... what?


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Nůctýrne

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12-09-2012

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Originally Posted by Ask the Defender View Post
Jayce is disturbed by Nocturne's hug, and then pushes him back.
Umm... what?
Don't ask if you don't want it.

My words of wisdom to you.


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