You know what's the worst feeling in the entire universe?

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7xGM

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12-06-2012

This seems like the best place to put a theory of mine that I have been thinking about for a long time:

Quick Background of me: I have Bipolar I disorder with schizo-effective disorder as well. Many of you might think I have the 2 worst diseases known to mankind, but I find it as a way for me to have a connection with the spiritual realm that surrounds us all.

I also have a BS in computer science and will be soon going to school for my masters as well as my doctorate. Back to the theory at hand. About 5 years ago I had this word that I created during one of my "manic" phases and I had begun research with it involving entropy, supernatural science, and how exactly the subconscious and the conscious works.

First I will start with what the definition of the word I made up, jalople, and then I'll go from there. As of now, these things will be an exact copy/paste of a few e-mails I started 5 years ago.

Dates were made in these e-mails for specific reasons involving my theory. What I am actually trying to prove is that I seem to have discovered how to predict randomness in a way, or at least know why things happen.

So here it goes:

EMAIL 1: Subject: Jalople Files - 12/07/2007

Jalople Files - 12/07/2007

Created the official definition of a freak coincidence

Jalople = Freak coincidences in nature that are nearly statistically
impossible and that are also nearly if not completely impossible to be
doctored.

Winning the lottery can be a jalople, but a weak one at best since it
still can produce doubt that it was truly 'all natural'.

EMAIL 2: Subject: Jalople Files - 12/07/2007 - Rules for documentation

Please add to these rules as well if you can...

When a jalople is experienced or discovered please make sure to document:

1. Time and Date <---- MOST IMPORTANT!!!!
2. Location you were at
3. Location of the jalople if separate from where you are at
4. Who discovered it and their full name (I will get into details why
the name is a requirement later). Think of it as an IP Address might
be the simplest way to explain the importance.
5. Anything else that seems significant to the jalople itself,
directly and indirectly. Indirect significance should not be as
important, but unfortunately, this is a really complicated issue that
deals with supernatural science.

EMAIL 3: Subject: Jalople Files - 12/10/2007 - Date Occurred: 12/8/2007 Time: 10:39

Date Occurred:
12/08/2007

Time:
10:39 (for the sake of calculation, please keep it in military time.)

My General Location:
Circuit city parking lot in Riverside, CA
cross streets: Magnolia and Tyler

Coordinates Approximation: (Use Google Earth for such approximation, keep decimal points out, they seem irrelevant for now at least.)
335446 N
1172739 W

Location of Jalople:
Same Location as me.

Who discovered it:
I discovered it: ADG

People involved:
My girlfriend: PMC

Jalople Description:
PMC and I had just picked up an HD DVD player that my dad had purchased and we were leaving the parking lot. As I was leaving, I was just "zoning (sp?) out" when for some reason my mind brought up an obscure memory when I could not be patient about buying something without fully researching it. The memory that was brought up was when I begged my grandmother to buy me a Sega Genesis game that I thought "looked" cool, but when I brought it home it ended up being a complete dud.

The game was Romance of the Three Kingdoms III: Dragon of Destiny on Sega Genesis. It was THE WORST VIDEO GAME I have ever played in my entire life. Anyways, when the name of this game popped up in my head, not even 1-3 seconds later (for the sake of the ternary theory I am going to approximate 3 seconds later) she said out loud "Romance Lingerie" simply by just reading the sign which I had not noticed at all until she saw it.

There was no way of doctored coincidence as I was "zoned out" at the time and I was not even looking at anything if you will, my mind was deep in thought (seems to be a sub-conscious thing, which means it has to do with a link to the super naturalness of random thought). The word Romance being used in my head and her head is the Jalople as well as ALL the 3's in this situation. Look at the time, the cords, the name of the game. Almost all is divisible by 3.

Entropy Analysis:
I have yet to be romantic at all with this girl. And it seemed that was our greatest conflict. It seems to me that I can do a lot less "work" with working out our frustrations with each other if she knew that I truly loved her and cared about her more than just instrumentally (***, symbolism of having a hot girl on my arm, etc.). I have learned my lesson to say the least after what transpired afterward (she broke up with me but eventually got back together, more about that later).

Also, the HD DVD player did absolutely nothing to make the picture better thus the other lesson I was learning was not to buy something unless I fully researched it. The television we had was not equipped to do the amazing things I saw at Fry's electronics earlier that year.

-----END OF EMAILS----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Conclusion:

There is definitely a spiritual realm among us. BTW, I am a Christian and I do believe that the Bible is 100% correct in case anyone is wondering that. But, I do not believe that most Christians really know what a Christian actually is. I call these people "Super Christians" cause they all think they are high and mighty and better than everyone else, which is OBVIOUSLY something Jesus spoke against when he spoke to the Pharisees back in the day.

I have also created a "fire" meditation that can instantly make you feel peaceful and serene. Today I discovered that using it with cigarettes makes going into the astral projection world much much easier when closing your eyes for only 5 seconds after my "fire" meditation.

Also, I have abbreviated my name and my now wife's name for anonymity. For now...

Until then please use this forum post for responses until I am ready to give out my e-mail. I actually do not know what to expect at this point. I am keeping myself and my family protected in case things get hairy if you know what I mean.

Please DOCUMENT JALOPLES and post them here. PLEASE!


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Fujiou

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12-06-2012

Of all the places to post your crazy-person ramblings...


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7xGM

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12-06-2012

You must be really mature. I should thank your parents personally for not teaching you a damn thing.


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Memorylame

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12-06-2012

I had this same feeling just before I got some of the nicest pieces of ass you'd imagine...


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7xGM

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I had this same feeling just before I got some of the nicest pieces of ass you'd imagine...
Great. Now document it if you are actually being serious and not sarcastic.


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c4lm

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12-06-2012

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Originally Posted by 7xGM View Post
random bullshit.
A very interesting "theory" indeed.


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Fujiou

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Originally Posted by 7xGM View Post
You must be really mature. I should thank your parents personally for not teaching you a damn thing.
I'm sorry, but the things you are saying actually don't make sense. They are crazy-person rambling. I am mature and well-educated. I have made writings similar to yours, but only while in drug-induced stupors. Upon reading them the following morning, I was able to recognize them as the bullshit that they were. It is a shame that you are unable to do the same.

Best of luck and have a good life.

P.S. do you even realize that you posted your "theory" on the 4th page of a QQ women thread?