My neighbor fell off his roof while putting up Christmas lights

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ThaBizness

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12-05-2012

And while the ambulance was on the way, his Russian mail order bride brought me pastries and we talked for 5 - 10 minutes and ate Russian baked goods in my house while staring at him laying on the ground in the cold from my window.

That has to be a big time dick in the face for him. I laughed so hard when she left.


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Deconstructor32

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12-05-2012

Nah.


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2kool4life

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12-05-2012

No first aid?


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Dobagoh

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12-05-2012

unless you boned her while waiting who cares


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ThaBizness

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12-05-2012

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Originally Posted by Dobagoh View Post
unless you boned her while waiting who cares
Nope just ate Russian pasteries and wtached him lay there and moan in pain.

I've thought about humping her but she's just average looking


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MikeRoch

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12-06-2012

Come one man, at least get a ******* going. Nows the perfect chance, go get her while husband is gone.

EDIT: BJ. Forgot this **** ****ing censors.


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Exoctane

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12-06-2012

And then he found $10

Fixed your story bro


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ThaBizness

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12-06-2012

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Come one man, at least get a ******* going. Nows the perfect chance, go get her while husband is gone.

EDIT: BJ. Forgot this **** ****ing censors.
I could have her any time I want her. That includes in front of her husband.


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MikeRoch

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12-06-2012

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I could have her any time I want her. That includes in front of her husband.
But can you have her husband?


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ThaBizness

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12-06-2012

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But can you have her husband?
I'm sure I could. I don't see why not.