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My neighbor fell off his roof while putting up Christmas lights

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ThaBizness

Senior Member

12-05-2012

And while the ambulance was on the way, his Russian mail order bride brought me pastries and we talked for 5 - 10 minutes and ate Russian baked goods in my house while staring at him laying on the ground in the cold from my window.

That has to be a big time dick in the face for him. I laughed so hard when she left.


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Deconstructor32

Senior Member

12-05-2012

Nah.


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2kool4life

Member

12-05-2012

No first aid?


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Dobagoh

Member

12-05-2012

unless you boned her while waiting who cares


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ThaBizness

Senior Member

12-05-2012

Quote:
Dobagoh:
unless you boned her while waiting who cares


Nope just ate Russian pasteries and wtached him lay there and moan in pain.

I've thought about humping her but she's just average looking


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MikeRoch

Senior Member

12-06-2012

Come one man, at least get a ******* going. Nows the perfect chance, go get her while husband is gone.

EDIT: BJ. Forgot this **** ****ing censors.


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Exoctane

Senior Member

12-06-2012

And then he found $10

Fixed your story bro


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ThaBizness

Senior Member

12-06-2012

Quote:
MikeRoch:
Come one man, at least get a ******* going. Nows the perfect chance, go get her while husband is gone.

EDIT: BJ. Forgot this **** ****ing censors.


I could have her any time I want her. That includes in front of her husband.


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MikeRoch

Senior Member

12-06-2012

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ThaBizness:
I could have her any time I want her. That includes in front of her husband.


But can you have her husband?


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ThaBizness

Senior Member

12-06-2012

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MikeRoch:
But can you have her husband?


I'm sure I could. I don't see why not.


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