The last champ you played is trying to steal your girlfriend

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Creepy4

Senior Member

12-15-2012

So presumably this is the point where I make an "Ezreal is gay" joke...

Sorry Ez, even if you wanted to do it I've no longer got a girlfriend to steal. She was a lesbian anyways. It wouldn't have worked out.


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RushShirtKid

Senior Member

12-16-2012

"Hey, baby. Imagine if I had a real weapon."

Needless to say, I started packing.


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rajo101

Senior Member

12-16-2012

Rammus.

He is so apathetic, neither of us would realize he is even trying. If I had a girlfriend....


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GotRickRolled

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12-17-2012

kog'maw may have covered her in void ooze

i dont think so, he stinks something bad


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Humamaiglaa

Member

12-17-2012

she keeps shunpoing to here until she says yes....

not really... i don't think my girlfriend is bisexual


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RaidenRain

Junior Member

12-30-2012

she tried to punch me in the face because my smile made a good target

she failed my gf isnt bi


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TittySprinklesJr

Senior Member

12-30-2012

Nami.

If I join in, I totally would not mind at all. .......even.....if.....she...is...a.....mermaid... ..BUT STILL!


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Xarazel

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01-05-2013

Veigar
jokes on him, im single!

...oh i made myself sad


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vSKILLZ ll

Junior Member

01-06-2013

What's a girlfriend, a new type of Pokemon? O.o


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nhart

Senior Member

01-06-2013

Nunu... Aren' there laws against this?