OT Career Assignment

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sammich kek

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11-30-2012

we should do a version of this where we try to assign people to jobs at riot.


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c4lm

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11-30-2012

Fruity - Hemp Farmer
Dobagoh - Owner of a mediocre Chinese noodle shop
JTF - Hitler
Semper - Paper route
Fujiou - Will never have a job
Mere - 1. Balances ball on nose for adoring crowds
2. Participant in a whale-watching con (plays the part of the whale)


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Jesus the Friend

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11-30-2012

^ Lol at Fujiou's "job"


Anyway;
Campir - Carnival Worker aka "Carny"
Elan - Politician
Fruity Flowers - Drug dealer / Unemployed
Mere - University Teacher (Has sex with students)
Scarlena - Aerobics teacher
Dobagoh - DMV teller (Smokes while on the job, yells at people)
Hippo - Office temp (for life)
Amberleh - Booth girl (Wears elf ears)
ProbablyTerribad - Police dispatcher (Has a husky voice)
Gazzi - Life guard at a pool (Is unsexy)
Jakyobyo - Boy #2
Fujiou - Gender studies teacher's aid


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Dobagoh

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11-30-2012

JtF would make the worst lawyer imaginable.

No empathy with people, so any sort of legal service that deals with average people is out.

Too prone to raging, so trial work is out.

Sexist, racist, and likes to presume people guilty, so prosecutorial / defense work is definitely out.

Too impatient to do any kind of law corporations pay big money for.

That don't leave much.


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Gazzi

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11-30-2012

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Originally Posted by Dobagoh View Post
JtF would make the worst lawyer imaginable.

No empathy with people, so any sort of legal service that deals with average people is out.

Too prone to raging, so trial work is out.

Sexist, racist, and likes to presume people guilty, so prosecutorial / defense work is definitely out.

Too impatient to do any kind of law corporations pay big money for.

That don't leave much.
but what a sitcom that would make to have the MRA as a rape case prosecutor.


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Dobagoh

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11-30-2012

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but what a sitcom that would make to have the MRA as a rape case prosecutor.
That wouldn't be a sitcom, it would be an abomination.


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c4lm

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11-30-2012

JTF would be a better lawyer than dobs


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Dobagoh

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11-30-2012

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JTF would be a better lawyer than dobs
Probably, however nobody takes bald midgets seriously so by default nobody would ever hire him to be their lawyer.


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BajaChalupa

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11-30-2012

Gender studies teacher's aide.

JtF wat

I think Dobagoh would make a great lawyer... oh wait.


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Dobagoh

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11-30-2012

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I think Dobagoh would make a great lawyer... oh wait.
When I read the Appeal Brief I wrote last year I get hard because it was so good.


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