Someone said I looked fat in my mafia suit, so I mowed them down with tommy guns.
I just killed someone by slamming a massive sword on their head...
I used the old switcheroo, and swapped places with the guy at the front of the line.
Well you know me, jumping in front of strangers and turning them to stone,
Aah yes. I ran as hard as I could, fearing anyone who I ran past and killing them. The last thing they heard were a series of loud hard footsteps from several horses.
Anabolic Steroid addiction. So. Much. Health. Regen.
I lived after being killed
Bob the Hobo
I created a singularity and destroyed a small portion of the earth. And they thought I was joking when I said "Adapt, or be removed..."
Public intoxication after the keg exploded
Apparently throwing knives at little girls is illegal
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