You're getting jailed for using your last played champion's ultimate in real life.

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XxAngelVIIxX

Senior Member

02-16-2013

Someone said I looked fat in my mafia suit, so I mowed them down with tommy guns.


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Nanilx1

Member

02-16-2013

I just killed someone by slamming a massive sword on their head...


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Riddlestix

Junior Member

02-17-2013

I used the old switcheroo, and swapped places with the guy at the front of the line.


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Brinsor

Senior Member

02-17-2013

Well you know me, jumping in front of strangers and turning them to stone,


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Shmookpup

Senior Member

02-17-2013

Aah yes. I ran as hard as I could, fearing anyone who I ran past and killing them. The last thing they heard were a series of loud hard footsteps from several horses.


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Jocosus

Senior Member

02-17-2013

Anabolic Steroid addiction. So. Much. Health. Regen.


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CursedSquid

Member

02-17-2013

I lived after being killed


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Bob the Hobo

Senior Member

02-17-2013

I created a singularity and destroyed a small portion of the earth. And they thought I was joking when I said "Adapt, or be removed..."


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jeslo

Senior Member

02-17-2013

Public intoxication after the keg exploded


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Vague Penguin

Recruiter

02-17-2013

Apparently throwing knives at little girls is illegal