You're getting jailed for using your last played champion's ultimate in real life.

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Blackra56

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12-11-2012

I caused hurricane sandy...


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Thruman

Member

12-11-2012

Infected people around me with a virulent plague created of my own blood that make people feel more pain as I EXTRACTED THEIR BLOOD FROM THEIR VEINS LEAVING THEM LIKE DRY COCOONS OF WHAT ONCE WAS A HUMAN BEING...
Does that explains it?


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ChIcHiChImOn

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12-11-2012

I increased my magical powers and physical strength in order to bludgeon an innocent 9 foot tall retro scuba diver to death with a lamp after a long pursuit. Then I died because a statue attacked me with laser weaponry.
(I was Jax and there was a double ace last game because I was outrun by a Nautilus and had to chase him under his base tower).

EDIT: The empowerment was for defensive purposes only, but I was unaware of this and tried to attack more effectively with it. (Maybe this is why I didn't do so well that game.)


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Killertu2

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12-11-2012

Sneaking up on stranger and force them to eat Shroom ;3


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StickyJumper

Senior Member

12-11-2012

i was spinning around and throwing knives at everyone


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Benjochito

Member

12-11-2012

i just spitted a guy in the face
kog maw.


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Cards and Dice

Senior Member

12-11-2012

I got arrested... for turning into a statue.

Okay, I might have taunted some people and I do hit things when I break out, but no one hit me sir!


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kalerthebeast117

Member

12-12-2012

udyr...i stand there...wishing i had n ultimate to get me in jail with.


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Sneakarma

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12-12-2012

Caw... Caw.. Caw.....


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SephirothWontDie

Senior Member

12-12-2012

I was arrested for cannabalism and growing, increasing my health.