GIRLS: Can I pay you $100 to talk to me on Skype and pretend to be my girlfriend?

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FirstAccBanned

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11-27-2012

To any GIRLS out there: Hi, could I please pay you $100 USD to talk to me on Skype for 30 minutes and pretend to be my girlfriend.


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Trynd The King

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11-27-2012

lol good luck


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Dartirill

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11-27-2012

Bump for...humor?


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SOSBrigade

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11-27-2012

Teamliquid thread repeat obvious. Original post:

Quote:
Originally Posted by PeopleWhoAnnoyYou
To any girls out there: Hi, could I please pay you $100 USD to talk to me on Skype for 30 minutes and pretend to be my girlfriend. Please post here if you want to work out a deal. Thank you.

Okay...This thread got a lot of replies faster than I expected. I'm reading through it and there's a lot of common questions, so here are my answers:

Q: I can pretend to be a girl. Will you pay me?
A: No.

Q: Why are you doing this?
A: I am lonely and want a girlfriend. If I really like you after the first session, we can arrange a regular payment schedule for Skype conversations.

Q: Why don't you just go to Craigslist, hooker, etc.?
A: I prefer someone know is also into Starcraft.

Q: My girlfriend can...
A: No thanks. I don't want someone who is in a relationship already.

Q: "Would you accept trans gender girls? I ask because a friend of mine loves SC2 and is trans gender, she's really nice!"
A: Yes, I love Scarlett, so...yes.

Q: I saw this on Reddit
A: I don't use Reddit. I also posted this in many stream chats including QuanticFlo's, so you may have seen this there.


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SSSilhouette

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11-27-2012

VoIP Prostitution.


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Stru

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11-27-2012

I could do that for 100 dollars. I'm a guy though, your choice.
Btw I gotta be the man in the relationship. You are in the receiving end.


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FirstAccBanned

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11-27-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by SOSBrigade View Post
Teamliquid thread repeat obvious
I made that thread. Posting here because I didn't find any girls on TL.


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Dobagoh

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11-27-2012

payment up front kid


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batchynator

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11-27-2012

I have a pretty girly voice for a 22 year old male? I'll do it for free.


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Icarus Dive

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11-27-2012

I'll tell you a secret dude. You'll thank me later.

Girls are awesome, but in all honesty, they are overrated.


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