Something I always wondered about Teemo players

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SeraDarkwhisper

Senior Member

11-24-2012

As a pagan I don't believe in Satan. As a teemo player I believe you all have the right to a painfull death in a mushroom patch while blind and crying for your mommies.

<3

I also play singed.


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DaSuperMinion

Senior Member

11-24-2012

daPOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Zen Fury

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11-24-2012

Every time a shroom explodes, a demon gets it's horns. I work really hard to make the demon hordes stronger! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!


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Duke Br0heimer

Senior Member

11-24-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by DxPanxD View Post
I played Teemo once. It made me feel dirty, needed to take a shower after the match.
That's the appropriate reaction to playing Teemo.


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06 Yang

Junior Member

11-24-2012

real, there's something called shaco and you're complaining about teemo.


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The Bush Hog

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Senior Member

11-24-2012

What I've learned from this thread: Teemo players are Godless heathens.


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failfixer89

Junior Member

11-24-2012

It felt like 1350 ip leaving my account, and then remorse because I heard about the new Support champion.


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ZeroZombieman

Junior Member

11-24-2012

Satan wasn't the only one with a receipt for my soul. He has quite a line to wait behind, even behind my sister who I sold it to for the last piece of cookie cake


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E Pluribus Unum

Junior Member

11-24-2012

Honestly I felt evil. I had a flawless first match. If you get a Nashor's Tooth by 10/15, that's game. At some points I would shroom the entire map and sit at spawn and watch people run into my shrooms and take tons of damage. The best is when there's a 1v1, the person runs, hits your shroom and dies. It also forces people to buy oracle's. At least that's what I do wen I play against Teemo.


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Nexolez

Junior Member

11-24-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Duke Br0heimer View Post
What did it feel like when you surrendered your soul to Satan?
Wait a minute.. a ginger have no soul... Does that mean every teemo player is a ginger?


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