After my sixth job application rejection, someone say something nice/funny pls

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tempnameA461

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11-20-2012

Come back when you've breached 200 rejections, are in an area with 1:130 competition for Mcdonald's jobs, and can't exploit nepotism.
..Laugh at me.


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CommandShockwave

Senior Member

11-20-2012

Hey, OP.

I've been applying for jobs EVERYWHERE, and I've only gotten 1 callback. Here's how it went:

Guy from place I applied at:
"Hi there, this is ____ from ____, would it be possible to speak to __(not me)__ please? We're interested in his application"

Me:
"ummm"

Guy:
"Oh my, I'm sorry, we must have recorded the wrong applicants number, apologies."
*hangs up*

I cried like a little *****, OP.

Like a *****.


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Deceive or AFK

Member

11-20-2012

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Originally Posted by Jimmy Rustling View Post
Hey, OP.

I've been applying for jobs EVERYWHERE, and I've only gotten 1 callback. Here's how it went:

Guy from place I applied at:
"Hi there, this is ____ from ____, would it be possible to speak to __(not me)__ please? We're interested in his application"

Me:
"ummm"

Guy:
"Oh my, I'm sorry, we must have recorded the wrong applicants number, apologies."
*hangs up*

I cried like a little *****, OP.

Like a *****.
ill give u a hug

I would have lied though and said 'yep I'm definitely suzy smith sure kk ill meet u tmrow'

then i would have said im post - op or something so if they dont hire me its DISCRIMINATION


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Deceive or AFK

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11-20-2012

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Originally Posted by Rhin View Post
Go play gangplank and use "raise moral", max and spam for maximum effectiveness.


Edit:Side effect. Can confuse your opponent cuz he wont know why you keep using that non stop

Also..you can join the army...its well paid. Your become a fotness beast and you make friends...this is what i am doing in april ...THIS GONNA BE BEAST!!
overprotective family, not an option unfortunately :\


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ZeroKuno

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11-20-2012

What type of job application was it anyways?


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Bruiser IRL

Senior Member

11-20-2012

So how many of you voted for Obama?


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Deceive or AFK

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11-20-2012

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Originally Posted by ZeroKuno View Post
What type of job application was it anyways?
banking.


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Deceive or AFK

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11-20-2012

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Originally Posted by dont dodge gg View Post
So how many of you voted for Obama?
I did because these are the exact jobs that mr romney would ship to china >>


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Bruiser IRL

Senior Member

11-20-2012

lol then don't cry about not having a job when companies are starting to fire employees and reduce hours because of obamacare, I have no pity for you.

Edit: I didn't vote for Romney either, we need more Green party votes.


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SculptorOvFlesh

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11-20-2012

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Originally Posted by dont dodge gg View Post
So how many of you voted for Obama?
Not me.