I heard that Campir has sex with his roommate.
I did have sex with my roomate, but then Mila Kunis decided to move out.
Downhill from there.
Fun fact: Mila Kunis and I share the same birthday and come from the same country.
As someone who has eaten tofu his entire life, the idea of tofurkey disgusts me.
Also, when I was a young child (2yrs old) my grandmother made the following observation about me:
"He won't eat meat if there is fish. He won't eat tofu is there is meat. He won't eat vegetables if there is tofu."
^--babies and their intrinsic knowledge of nuitrition is greater than Redumbass
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