Americans, what are you doing for Turkey Day?

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Reconsul

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11-20-2012

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Originally Posted by Fruity Flowers View Post
Can we roast you for Thanksgiving instead? I've never tried human before.
You can try any time.


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OTLegend

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11-20-2012

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Originally Posted by Fruity Flowers View Post
^Campir

OPFace would never use the word "comatose".
Campir once told me he watches Canadian football. I laughed so hard until tears were running down my face.

Canadian football. Our kids don't even play on 50 yard fields.


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Kohana Sushi

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11-20-2012

I heard that Campir has sex with his roommate.


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c4lm

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11-20-2012

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Campir once told me he watches Canadian football. I laughed so hard until tears were running down my face.

Canadian football. Our kids don't even play on 50 yard fields.
Anyone who watches CFL (canadian football) knows it's awful. It's a patriotism thing, we watch it because we have to.


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OTLegend

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11-20-2012

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I heard that Campir has sex with his roommate.
While I'm aware you're joking, I'm genuinely suspicious of any man who sleeps in the same room as another man just a few feet away on beds made for children.

You could argue that he's said how much he hates the guy but if you hated your roomate why wouldn't you assert your authority to make them act right or leave. This to me screams cover.

Also I'm very suspicious of a guy who is more concerend with having pretend *** than actual humping.

Not that I'll repeat this because the last time I repeated something someone actually said about their sexual preferences they got girl feelings over it. Just throwing it out there.

@Camnpir, you guys should elect Doug Flutie or Warren Moon as your PM or whatever you have.


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c4lm

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11-20-2012

I did have sex with my roomate, but then Mila Kunis decided to move out.

Downhill from there.


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Legomasta

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11-20-2012

Fun fact: Mila Kunis and I share the same birthday and come from the same country.


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Colonel J

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11-20-2012

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Who calls it Turkey day?
White people.


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Dobagoh

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11-20-2012

As someone who has eaten tofu his entire life, the idea of tofurkey disgusts me.

Also, when I was a young child (2yrs old) my grandmother made the following observation about me:

"He won't eat meat if there is fish. He won't eat tofu is there is meat. He won't eat vegetables if there is tofu."
^--babies and their intrinsic knowledge of nuitrition is greater than Redumbass


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Reconsul

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11-20-2012

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As someone who has eaten tofu his entire life, the idea of tofurkey disgusts me.
Why?


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