What are the rioters?

Clearly Robots 213 21.89%
Monkey's who were taught to type 117 12.02%
Souless People (gingers (OP is a ginger)) 82 8.43%
Humans? 65 6.68%
Potatoe 496 50.98%
Voters: 973. You may not vote on this poll

RiotFpMcgee said..

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Nidilen

Senior Member

11-11-2012

"Contrary to popular belief, us rioters are actually human"

Tonight I have proof the defies all the things they have said, its dangerous!

People at riot don't actually exist. People like Phreak are just the best robotic models to fool you!

Recently Rioter Ququroon was asked to disprove this Phenomenon and due to malfunctioning of his riot programed self he replied with a Beep Boop.

Careful summoners! We will be facing more then just Renekton Bots in the future!

I wish you all good luck!

Edit:At 930 Votes!
Robots: 205
Monkeys: 111
Gingers: 75
Humans?: 64
Potatoes: 474.....

So apparently Riot Games is a massive potatoe farm! 0.0

Edit2: I still think that they are like G.L.A.D.O.S. from portal 2 (their energy comes from potatoes, but they are still robots!


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Duke Br0heimer

Senior Member

11-11-2012

Every single Rioter is just an extension of Jesse Perring's divine will that has taken on a physical form.

Hail our lord Jesse Perring.


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Nidilen

Senior Member

11-11-2012

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Originally Posted by Duke Br0heimer View Post
Every single Rioter is just an extension of Jesse Perring's divine will that has taken on a physical form.

Hail our lord Jesse Perring.
Would you like me to make an option for that?


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WookieeCookie

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11-11-2012
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I can confirm that we are all robots.

*bzzt*

I mean humans.


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Nidilen

Senior Member

11-11-2012

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Originally Posted by WookieeCookie View Post
I can confirm that we are all robots.

*bzzt*

I mean humans.
A malfunction in the system! You will be removed soon! I can save you~!


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Insentience

Member

11-11-2012

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I can confirm that we are all robots.

*bzzt*

I mean humans.
But you're a bird.


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General Stinky

Senior Member

11-11-2012

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Originally Posted by WookieeCookie View Post
I can confirm that we are all robots.

*bzzt*

I mean humans.
this guy is a cookie, not a potato

or is he a bird?


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Nidilen

Senior Member

11-11-2012

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Originally Posted by General Stinky View Post
this guy is a cookie, not a potato

or is he a bird?

Hmmm, figuring out this person is going to be hard. Well what if WookieCookie is similiar to glados from Portal 2?

0.0

He is still a robot, but runs off the power that a cookie gives!


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Shakenspear

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Senior Member

11-11-2012

Obviously potatoes


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General Stinky

Senior Member

11-11-2012

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Originally Posted by Nidilen View Post
Hmmm, figuring out this person is going to be hard. Well what if WookieCookie is similiar to glados from Portal 2?

0.0

He is still a robot, but runs off the power that a cookie gives!
part robot, part potato, part cookie, part bird?


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