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Would you cuddle with me? Why or why not?

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Mere Intricacy

Senior Member

11-07-2012

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Jesus the Friend:

From this forum, I would really like to cuddle with Mere.


Nawwww *cuddles*!


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silentpartner

Senior Member

11-08-2012

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Mere Intricacy:
Nawwww *cuddles*!


Mere and JtF sitting in a tree

C U D D L I N G

first comes warmth

then comes gropeage

and before you know it Mere's cried rape and JtF is spending the rest of his life in a mexican prison getting repeatedly sodomised!


(it sorta follows the rhyme)


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Mere Intricacy

Senior Member

11-08-2012

Quote:
silentpartner:
Mere and JtF sitting in a tree

C U D D L I N G

first comes warmth

then comes gropeage

and before you know it Mere's cried rape and JtF is spends a year in a mexican prison getting repeatedly sodomised!

Mere admits it was a joke and get's away free...

And JtF spends the next 18 years paying child support...

(it sorta follows the rhyme)


fify


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silentpartner

Senior Member

11-08-2012

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Mere Intricacy:
fify


Nice touch, you wait a few months/years before you admit its a joke though right? So he gets sodomised good and proper in the interim yeah?


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Mere Intricacy

Senior Member

11-08-2012

I don't think I'd have the nerve...
But it would be funny..


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Sailor Cosmos

Senior Member

11-08-2012

I would cuddle the shlt out of you, because you're warm and made of cuteness that can't not be squeezed super hard and squished between my arms and my body.


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Fujiou

Member

11-08-2012

I would so long as you aren't repulsive in some way.


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Jesus the Friend

Member

11-08-2012

Quote:
silentpartner:

and before you know it Mere's cried rape and JtF is spending the rest of his life in a mexican prison getting repeatedly sodomised!


You get a +1 for amusement value.

However, in Mexico, there's no way I would be convicted, or even charged with such nonsense.
gg.


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silentpartner

Senior Member

11-08-2012

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Jesus the Friend:
You get a +1 for amusement value.

However, in Mexico, there's no way I would be convicted, or even charged with such nonsense.
gg.


obviously i was only pitching for amusement value...


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Mere Intricacy

Senior Member

11-08-2012

Quote:
Jesus the Friend:
You get a +1 for amusement value.

However, in Mexico, there's no way I would be convicted, or even charged with such nonsense.
gg.

Then why are you so obsessed with it?