This poor little guy RiotNome,
Got beat by some rookies at home,
They got quite some luck,
and hit like a truck,
and hope he'd put up less than one ohm.
I still try to bump this small thread,
And hope Riot says 'yes' or I dread,
That I may never play
Until that fateful day,
Where on my team Stylus' treads.
There once was tons of damage,
That was dealt to a head of cabbage.
Phreak said "Leave it alone!"
But no one threw him a bone,
So now he must eat sauerkraut.
TacoStorm should join you this week.
to continue your gaming streak
he'd call a position
and crush opposition
with only his chiseled physique
Perhaps you could play with Morello
I hear he's a jolly good fellow
'til he yells to his serfs,
"Give Irelia nerfs!"
and discourages heals with a bellow.
Good sirrah your plight is distressing,
and the Rioters aren't quite impressing.
For a butt ton of games,
you should play with big names
Or at least Nikasaur should start un..
derstanding that this is a big deal.
I am bad at poetry
Morello's a jolly good fellow,
Who smote healing with one mighty bellow,
The supports screamed "Please no!"
Yet Morello opened his tome,
And laughed maniacally more.
The chaps all have just wonderful rhymes,
And they keep helping me in my times,
I feel honored they support me,
And I have UFO Corki,
If Jozrael'd play, aye sublime.
I said I was gone but I'm here...
Alas for more rhymes I do fear
To bump up this thread
For it is said
It's nice when one lends you his ear.
So once again here I am rhyming
One must really admire the timing
All I must say
"To Riot: Just play."
These re-posts... I'm simply just miming.
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