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I got 999 wins, and a Limerick is one?

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Mo shaggin

Senior Member

11-07-2012

i don't do poetry but yeah bump.


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Sybil Cut

Senior Member

11-07-2012

There once was a man with a thread
Greatest fear was that it would be dead
At night he did plead
For a substantial lead
In his win count, the last to be bred

His goal to be playing with Iron
that's Stylus; the one he was 'mirin
Oh he wished him to play
On this one special day
For his thousandth win; wished to be stylin'.

The legend, it says he doth wait
Back in the thread, be his state
Til' his patience be gone,
From dusk until dawn
Hence Diana, immune to berate.

did i dun good


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Ecabowsa

Senior Member

11-07-2012

Lee sin is evil to him
but he always plays with a grin
he seems mad nice,
i honored him twice
so please riot just play with him.


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Pikachar

Senior Member

11-07-2012

bump sans limerick


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Prince of Persia

Senior Member

11-07-2012

Xin was with an army of troops
they all decided to take big poops
they went to the trees
to poop freely
but then iron stylus was there.


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Pikachar

Senior Member

11-07-2012

I like all these wonderful rhymes,
And although some are green just like limes,
Mundo, goes where he pleases,
And then Cho' Gath sneezes,
And I want some of IronStylus' times.


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Spiration

Senior Member

11-07-2012

This man has nine nine nine wins,
Seeing MsPudding would give him a grin,
She'd wiggle and giggle,
and jiggle and wriggle,
and he'd find his Lee Sin skill within.

Also, why are these only for Ironstylus?


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Saiphe

Senior Member

11-07-2012

This bump is for Pikachar,
Though I know not who you are,
I hope it's enough,
All to the point, no fluff,
Riot, don't make this a war.


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Pikachar

Senior Member

11-07-2012

The real reason is quite simple,
His champs I enjoy like my dimple,
Any Rioter would do,
but the one I'd like, you know who,
The parrot man himself, would be ample.


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Xihark

Member

11-08-2012

This man simply asks for a red
For his 1000th win it is said
Just give him a shot
Get him while he's hot
Because waiting will make him brain-dead.

It's true these things can take time
While we wait, we'll burst out into rhyme
But don't keep us waiting
It's exasperating
A red's post would be simply sublime.

With that I simply must leave you
As posts here are simply too few
But I wish you good luck
Hope this thread isn't stuck
Riot, what else do you have to do?