Blitzcrank, The 1.01001% of the human population that remains are slaves...
Gangplank -- he ate an orange and everything was k
Tristana. We hire Stark to advance our rocket technology and increase our military spending to produce the first portable pocket rocket.
Viegar -- Your souls now belong to him.
Everyone will feel his sadness.
Hurricane Sandy erry day
Twisted Fate: He can't lose his reelection campaign.
Master Yi. He leads us into a new American age of progress, peace, and stability proving that yes, other presidents' skills were inferior.
Viktor: My evil plans for domination have just begun! Is it too much to ask for sharks with friggin laser beams on their foreheads?
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