I have to woo Diana away from Slam Dunk Darius? Screw that.
I have to get amumu away from mf. think i got it he'll be glad to go with any1
I ask out Irelia but I have to fight Pantheon...
I will just wait 20 minutes and beat him.
riven getting asked out by jax.
Does he have a weapon?
So Fiddlesticks beat me to Lulu, huh? Nope, not going anywhere near that.
My heart beats for Lux but Corki's 'stache is too stronk.
Lee Sin asked Fiora before me...
If I grab some other random French girl it should be fine to trick him
I asked ahri, but i haven't played a male champ in months. I play ahri, riven, fiora, nidalee, sivir, caitlyn. ALL CHICKS!
I would ask Ahri but would a mustang car would be enough to impress her over corki's copter? Wait are there even cars in Valoran?
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