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The Pirate Hunter Lady's Relationship Advice and Love Counseling (Open RP)

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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

02-15-2013

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Lord Nevin:
"Really? That would be great." Nevin said, smirking
"Mmm cant wait to meet them." Lilith added

Sarah reached into her cleavage, and produced a small rock. She poked it, causing it to glow.

"Janine, Velisa, get to my relationship place, there's a couple who wants to meet you." She said, and poked it again, causing the glow to stop.

"I love these things." She said.

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AODRG:
"And we owe it all to you," Sam remarked.

"Just think, if you hadn't given me the courage to go to Sam, I would still think of her as the strange guy by the pier," Alice pointed out, "Thanks Sarah. Is there anyway we can repay you for your services?"

Sam shook her head, smiling, "Always gotta repay don't ya..."

"Hey, it's the polite thing to do," Alice responded with a playful smirk, "Besides, if it wasn't for Sarah, you'd be stuck at the lake. Now we have such a bright future ahead. Who knows what's next for us."

"Well next is the wedding," Sam cooed, "As soon as that temple is up, you and I will get married."

"Oh,and we don't even have rings..." Alice stated,

"Who needs rings when you have love," Sam remarked, "Right Sarah?"

"Right." Sarah said, smirking. "But you want to repay me? Hmm..." She gave a sultry, teasing look. "I think I know a way~..."

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Ask the Strings:
♪Hey, if you want to try go right ahead,♪ Sona started, ♪If you stop by my home I can take you to his. He actually moved in right next door the second the old neighbors moved out.♪

"Wow." Sarah said. "Okay, yeah, we'll get on this. When's a good time for you?"

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Ask The Golem:
Once again, the golem speaks up.

"-SUBJECT-HAS-BEEN-COLLECTING-DATA-ON-THE-MAVEN-FOR-OVER-TWO-YEARS - - - ATTENDING-EVERY-MUSICAL-PERFORMANCE-CONSUMING-SUSTENANCE-IN-THE-SAME-PUBLIC-EATERIES-DEPARTING-HIS-RESIDENCE-AT-THE-SAME-TIME-AS-THE-MAVEN'S-EIGHT-ZERO-TWO-P-M-WALK-WITH-LESS-THAN-A-MARGIN-OF-TWO-MINUTES-OF-ERROR-ON-EITHER-END - - -"

A moment of silence to let the women digest this.

"-BACKGROUND-ANALYSIS-DETERMINES-THAT-THE-SUBJECT'S-SYMPTOMS-COINCIDE-WITH-THOSE-OF-AN-OBSESSED-INDIVIDUAL-IN-THE-MOST-ADVANCED-STAGE-OF-THIS-CONDITION-ONE-LEVEL-SHORT-OF-LOSS-OF-ABILITY-TO-CONTROL-BRAIN-FUNCTION-'INSANITY' - - - CAPTAIN-FORTUNE'S-ASSISTANCE-SHOULD-SUFFICE - - - AS-SHOULD-MY-DATA - - -"

"...what else do you watch?" Sarah asked.

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Ask the Lunari:
"I suppose... but that doesn't excuse with what I receive in return, even if I do not talk about the Lunari." Diana would then drink the last bit of the rum & place the glass aside.

"Eh, it's just like how some Noxians get a bad rep. People just don't trust you because you seem mean." Sarah said. "But hey... you've succeeded in finding one person who likes you." She patted Diana's shoulder.


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Xander Blade

Recruiter

02-15-2013

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Ask Fortune:
Sarah reached into her cleavage, and produced a small rock. She poked it, causing it to glow.

"Janine, Velisa, get to my relationship place, there's a couple who wants to meet you." She said, and poked it again, causing the glow to stop.

"I love these things." She said.

"Heh yeah, that is quite the nifty device." Nevin chuckled
"mmm we might have to get a pair ourselves. give us something to do if we are ever apart." Lilith said winking


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Valorans Outlaw

Senior Member

02-15-2013

Jayce would peek his head inside, taking a moment to reconsider, but then shook his head, and walked in with his Debonair outfit. "Hey there, Sarah. Mind if I ask you something? I'm not really all that great at this "relationship" or "dating" thing; as in, what to do at them and such. Can you help me out?"


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

02-16-2013

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Lord Nevin:
"Heh yeah, that is quite the nifty device." Nevin chuckled
"mmm we might have to get a pair ourselves. give us something to do if we are ever apart." Lilith said winking

(According to Nevin, this has stopped.)

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Ask Jaycë:
Jayce would peek his head inside, taking a moment to reconsider, but then shook his head, and walked in with his Debonair outfit. "Hey there, Sarah. Mind if I ask you something? I'm not really all that great at this "relationship" or "dating" thing; as in, what to do at them and such. Can you help me out?"

Sarah blinked, staring at Jayce.

"You certainly don't need help on the dressing part. Sheesh." She said. "Did you spend more on that thing than I spend on my dresses? Wow."


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Hero of Piltover

Senior Member

02-16-2013

Jayce chuckles, shaking his head. "Hah, thanks. But, unfortunately for you, I am not here to talk about fashion. Anyways, think you could help me out with my problem?"

((Account slip ups OP.))


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AODRG

Senior Member

02-16-2013

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Ask Fortune:

"Right." Sarah said, smirking. "But you want to repay me? Hmm..." She gave a sultry, teasing look. "I think I know a way~..."


"Oh really now?" Alice replied in as equally as a sultry of a look.

"What are you hinting at?" Sam asked, clearly not getting what Sarah was suggesting.


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Ask The Golem

Member

02-16-2013

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AODRG:
"Oh really now?" Alice replied in as equally as a sultry of a look.

"What are you hinting at?" Sam asked, clearly not getting what Sarah was suggesting.


((Want to butt in SO much...))


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

02-17-2013

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Tronei:
Jayce chuckles, shaking his head. "Hah, thanks. But, unfortunately for you, I am not here to talk about fashion. Anyways, think you could help me out with my problem?"

((Account slip ups OP.))

"Sure, why not." Sarah said. "Trying to woo Vi, are we?"

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AODRG:
"Oh really now?" Alice replied in as equally as a sultry of a look.

"What are you hinting at?" Sam asked, clearly not getting what Sarah was suggesting.

Sarah just licked her lips, and winked.


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Ask Nami

Senior Member

02-17-2013

Nami wandered into the bar, a hood over her head that covered her face. She looked around nervously before taking an uncomfortable seat by herself. She really didn't want to be here but she could probably use some help... With a sigh she kept her head down, making sure not to make eye contact with anyone else.


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Valorans Outlaw

Senior Member

02-17-2013

"How did y-" He cut himself off, and nodded. "I suppose, yeah. I had a guy come up and ask me to the best man for his wedding, and said to bring my girlfriend for the Best Lady, I guess is what they call them. I also signed up for a concert that Sona is going to host, and I would prefer to bring her to the first option, since the guy seemed so into it when I told him it might be Vi...I'm not sure what to do though with her. Do you have any suggestions about what I do, how I talk to her, et cetera?"