Ask the Monkey King

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Razie

Senior Member

11-08-2012

Some summoners found a recording of you, apparently you have some... odd thoughts on your fellow Champions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWMJ94yZgow

Care to comment?

((Had to be done))


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The M˛nkey King

Senior Member

11-15-2012

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Originally Posted by AskPantheon View Post
...

Forget that I ever asked.
Something wrong, Pantheon? You seem angry.

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Originally Posted by Razmig View Post
Some summoners found a recording of you, apparently you have some... odd thoughts on your fellow Champions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWMJ94yZgow

Care to comment?

((Had to be done))
What can I say? Sometimes I can't resist making fun of the other champions, especially the ones that get all high and mighty, like Jarvan.


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Murc VonSplinter

Senior Member

11-15-2012

Dear Monkey King,
Back in the plague jungle, did you have a monkey queen?


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Spinur

Junior Member

11-15-2012

Hello, Awesome King!

Your place is at the top, and i think you should ask to the League of Legends judges to give you more power, shouldn't they?


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Suripi Okami

Senior Member

11-16-2012

Umm......is Master Yi a harsh teacher?


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benjimenfire

Senior Member

11-17-2012

"Wukong I have a request"


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The M˛nkey King

Senior Member

11-20-2012

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Originally Posted by Vask Arroj View Post
Dear Monkey King,
Back in the plague jungle, did you have a monkey queen?
The Monkey King casts an inquisitive glance at his newest arrival. "Monkey Queen? Nah, why would I need one of those? I don't need someone else competing with me to be the strongest."

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Originally Posted by Spinur View Post
Hello, Awesome King!

Your place is at the top, and i think you should ask to the League of Legends judges to give you more power, shouldn't they?
"Haha! You got it, my place is at the top! Here, take this!" Wukong tosses a banana at his admirer. "League judges don't determine how much power I have, though - I do! The only thing I really feel they could relent on is letting me use my decoy ability to the fullest extent, but they said having an army of monkeys running around wouldn't be fair. I guess I can't argue." He shrugs and bursts into laughter. "Sure would make my matches easier, though. But hey, where's the fun in that!?"

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Originally Posted by Suripi Okami View Post
Umm......is Master Yi a harsh teacher?
"Master Yi was strict with me where necessary, especially when I first went under his tutelage. He made me train quite a bit every day. I also couldn't eat as much as I wanted." The monkey makes a disgruntled face, taking a bite of a banana. He continues speaking with his mouth full. "Bu' I don' shee why I can' 'ave all da ood I wan'. Nah like I ge' fa' or anyfin." He swallows his food and laughs again. "He certainly wasn't strict, though - he was a cool teacher!"

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Originally Posted by benjimenfire View Post
"Wukong I have a request"
"Bring it on!"


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Suripi Okami

Senior Member

11-21-2012

Um......how many years did it take you to learn Wuju and how harsh was the training it self?


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Unexisted

Senior Member

11-29-2012

"king i why cant you charm by ahri?" carry box of jack fruit in the room.


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TheRealMasterYi

Senior Member

12-03-2012

This was posted on my page:

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Originally Posted by josephthemonkey View Post
Dear Master,

When did you learn that incredible Wuju Style?!

-Wukong
Be aware, I think that you may have an impostor of you roaming about. Also, the reason why I was strict on your diet is that it is unwise to train or fight immediately after eating a large meal.