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Fellow Summoners, I need your help.

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Macho Maximus

Senior Member

09-30-2010

Off topic and I've never talked about this before, but I really need advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife and I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

After a night of following her, I found no clues, and decided to wait for her Taxi by the window with my trusty laptop. I fired it up, and started to play some League of Legends, when I realized something was horribly wrong. Karthus wasn't a free champion this week.

Is there something wrong with my Client, or is this happening to everyone?


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Dexterity Jones

Member

09-30-2010

Why is she out of the kitchen?


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Kyran

Senior Member

09-30-2010

Quote:
MaxemillianK:
Off topic and I've never talked about this before, but I really need advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife and I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

After a night of following her, I found no clues, and decided to wait for her Taxi by the window with my trusty laptop. I fired it up, and started to play some League of Legends, when I realized something was horribly wrong. Karthus wasn't a free champion this week.

Is there something wrong with my Client, or is this happening to everyone?


It's happening to everyone bro. Everyone is sleeping with your wife. It's not just your 'client'.


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Obskulum

Senior Member

09-30-2010

Lies, all lies. Again.


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EdoMan

Member

09-30-2010

LoL.. this is awsome. He's not free because he was bugged.


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