Eat enemy champ then spit their remains at a target location for aoe true damage
Darius should one shot with ulti because of manliness
Zyra should be the best jungler in the game, cause she should be able to take control of the entire jungle.
Buff Ezreal and Taric so they are immune from Ahri's charm If you know what I mean
Garen should get a longer spin to win range based off how many swords he has/how much ad he has
Buff Darius, because getting cut in half with an ax the size of Cho'gath should kill you regardless.
ziggs should demolish turrets with his W
gosu is griII
Viktor should get a buff because he has a f!@king death ray.
Alistar should be immune to fear. I'd like to see you scare a minotaur!
teemo's blinding dart should stop autoattacks permanently for the target enemy unit, as medical technology is still struggling to recover eyesight from the visually impaired.
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