an entertaining read

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urmamasllama

Senior Member

10-09-2012

names are blanked to protect the special and innocent
**** is the special one

****: khazix mad he got outplayed
****: l m a o
urmamasllama: please don't zeal janna
urmamasllama: no one wants tosee that
urmamasllama: it doesn't work
####: you did not help your team ever and i think its a shame that you would do that to your team
urmamasllama: if youre gonna poot do it properly
****: why cant you speak english
****: i cant help this ezreal or darius
****: they dont know anything about objectives
urmamasllama: lol she sold the zeals to look legit
****: ya because even though it is good
****: i could actually get banned
####: rofl gg
urmamasllama: its not
****: even though i outplayed the **** out of you
****: and am higher rated than all of you
****: dumb players like yourselves
****: would agree it's bad
****: even though it isnt
****: compare ezreal's items to khazix's
****: hmm
****: same almost
urmamasllama: if you are gonna back cap use the proper build at least
****: and yet ezreal couldnt kill anyone
urmamasllama: qss and shuralias
****: maximum run speed
****: i never died to just one person except for once
****: when i was already low
urmamasllama: be slippery not fast
****: you're dumb, and low rated, and bad
####: hey west we have the same build
urmamasllama: you died 9 times
****: dont worry
****: when ranked comes out
urmamasllama: heh
****: people will do this
****: and youll be like wow
****: janna so op
urmamasllama: i want to share this chat
****: movement speed op
urmamasllama: with DD
****: because you're a follower
****: who is dd
urmamasllama: dominatedominion
****: o wow
****: you're rightm
****: mobility sucks
****: who needs it
****: if i had a competent team
urmamasllama: zealwheeliing doesn'twork
####: yeah i kinda build kha like rengar cuz i dont really know how to buld kha
urmamasllama: mobility does
****: eg an ad carry who killed more than 2 people
urmamasllama: but notatthe cost ofbe helpful
****: i would have dictated the position of at least one of your players
****: you guys have never been top tier at anything
****: and you wont ever be
****: because you cant think for yourself
urmamasllama: because you are squishy you are easy to lock down
urmamasllama: kill quick
urmamasllama: and move on
****: who locked me down
****: i was being chased by two people the entire game
urmamasllama: you don't have revivemaking it even lesseffecticve
****: any competent team would use the advantage elsewhere
****: you're stupid
****: you'll be saying how good my build is later
urmamasllama: im just trying to help
****: once someone else establishes it for you
****: you're a follower
****: that's it
urmamasllama: thats an old build that has been beat
****: you're bad
urmamasllama: im not a sheep
****: right
****: you dont even know who i am
****: moron
urmamasllama: ok
urmamasllama: you don't know who i am
****: i am the highest rated dominion player in NA
urmamasllama: hah
****: what are you
urmamasllama: that goes to sauron
****: my main account is banned
****: ya sauron
urmamasllama: you can'tbeatsauuron
****: let's all be followers
urmamasllama: you aren'thim
urmamasllama: cuz heknows me
****: you're bad
****: follower
urmamasllama: he is 2800 elo
****: i didnt say i was did i
****: fake elo
****: lmao
urmamasllama: real
****: play premades all day
****: stomp moron followers like you
****: gg high rated
****: stay a follower
urmamasllama: lol this guy
****: stay small
####: you guys still talking?
urmamasllama: im want to share this
urmamasllama: it was hilarious
####: lol
urmamasllama: ima black his name out
####: janna can't out run rengar
urmamasllama: and post this up
urmamasllama: for the world to see


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Phourc

Senior Member

10-09-2012

What did I just read....

Also, since you starred it out I now feel like you got trolled by a swear word. xP


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SuperQuackDuck

Senior Member

10-09-2012

Thanks now i want to know who it is.... Geez my curiosity is tingly. I already have a clue about his name....


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Sauron

Senior Member

10-09-2012

urmamasllama, I'm sorry, when I'm online and in queue I'm actually banned and playing zealpootjanna and the ban destroyed my shift key and my Elo is fake and you don't speak English and when I die once I get 9 deaths on my score for it and you're a follower or something and you're bad and this build will be the best when ranked comes out.



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urmamasllama

Senior Member

10-09-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sauron View Post
urmamasllama, I'm sorry, when I'm online and in queue I'm actually banned and playing zealpootjanna and the ban destroyed my shift key and my Elo is fake and you don't speak English and when I die once I get 9 deaths on my score for it and you're a follower or something and you're bad and this build will be the best when ranked comes out.



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this just made my day


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Kiddalee

Senior Member

10-09-2012

I don't find this funny, just annoying.