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Corrupt Wish Game

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Veo 16

Senior Member

03-02-2013

Granted, but due to an unlucky selection of Tribunal jurymen (all of whom hate you with a passion), your account is now banned for life.

I wish I was on a professional LoL team.


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OoMetaleuXoO

Senior Member

03-02-2013

Granted, But your "Professional LoL team" always finish last in every Championships.

I wish the world never existed.


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SephirothWontDie

Recruiter

03-02-2013

Granted, the world in some other distant galaxy never existed.

I wish I could go to China.


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PizzaRice

Senior Member

03-02-2013

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SephirothWontDie:
Granted, the world in some other distant galaxy never existed.

I wish I could go to China.

Granted but you are arrested for being an foreign spy.

I wish my cloths would put themselves away correctly.


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Jacknife

Junior Member

03-03-2013

Granted, but since your clothes have a mind of their own, they rebel and wish to find out what love is.

I wish Riot would stop making new champs for a bit and focus on the problems of the old ones.


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Rykaal

Senior Member

03-03-2013

Granted, but they never make any more new champions ever.

I wish for release Xin Zhao to make a return, back when he could tower dive at level 2 and win.


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Kinvaras666

Senior Member

03-03-2013

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Rykaal:

I wish for release Xin Zhao to make a return, back when he could tower dive at level 2 and win.



Granted, but all your teammates will be playing Teemo and feeding all the enemies to the point where you won't be able to carry even with that.

I wish they wouldn't have overnerfed Nocturne.


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The Nig We Need

Senior Member

03-03-2013

Wish granted, but now Nocturne is the most OP champion in the game, and you are against one every match for the rest of your life.

I wish Garen would spin away from Summoners Rift.


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OoMetaleuXoO

Senior Member

03-03-2013

Granted, but the spin last 1 second and if your out of the map, you die.

I wish all the champ i play gets 20k gold on start and can still buys items.


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Kinvaras666

Senior Member

03-03-2013

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OoMetaleuXoO:
Granted, but the spin last 1 second and if your out of the map, you die.

I wish all the champ i play gets 20k gold on start and can still buys items.



Granted, but enemy Teemo gets this too.

I wish someone would gift me something.