Corrupt Wish Game

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Pikacondon

Senior Member

01-06-2013

Your wish is granted, but every other champion has a 99% lower win rate.

I wish the suspensions lasted forever. TEAM LEAVERS WILL FEEL THE PAIN!


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cazcappy

Senior Member

01-06-2013

granted but the tribunal screws you and you get suspended.

I wish GD stopped complaining about Teemo.


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IMAFIRAHMAHLAZOR

Senior Member

01-06-2013

Granted, because I nerfed Teemo to ****.

I wish I could grant my own wish.


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cazcappy

Senior Member

01-06-2013

Granted but then you decide not to wish.

I wish Teemo shrooms were unnerfed.


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IMAFIRAHMAHLAZOR

Senior Member

01-06-2013

Granted, but then GD starts complain about Teemo again.

I wish people would stop with Better nerf Irelia jokes.


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sylphmarauder

Junior Member

01-06-2013

Granted, but Better buff Irelia joke gets made and is even more popular.

I wish I could control every champion in a game at will.


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LeetMasterAce

Member

01-06-2013

Granted. You gain the ability to control every single champion on the field simultaneously without any difficulty whatsoever. You end up selecting the most advanced, high powered team comps ever in solo queue and win every game you play due to perfect coordination with yourself. Eventually, you begin to get bored of playing even with your friends due to their incompetence relative to your newfound self-made-5mans and toss them to the curb. Matches turn into days which turn into weeks, months, and years. You become an incredible LoL player, but you are arrogant, lonely and friendless. You're doomed to die alone, with nobody for company but the pixelated sprites on your screen.

Then Riot goes out of business and shuts their servers down. You die entirely alone.

I wish the world had ended on December 21st, 2012 (yeah, corrupt THAT)


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sacredcrap

Member

01-07-2013

Granted but now you are immortal and you have to wander around the space alone forever. (You can also suffer hunger and pain but you cant die)

I wish i could have the best connection in the world


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Gmerr

Junior Member

01-07-2013

Granted, but you can only use it 1 minute, then you cant´use anything that is connected to the internet.

I wish inifinity RP


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Doctor Bumble

Senior Member

01-07-2013

Granted, but you get it on the PBE.

I wish I could see my normal elo.