Now look behind you.
You are the next champion released and the first two objects you saw are your weapons.
A tan wall and a marble countertop. I must be Jax 2.0.
A stack of DVD's and a box of tissue paper.
I bombard other champions with tear-jerking films until they are depressed.
A ps2 and a boombox.... I guess I game them to near death, then finish with something like Cho's feral scream?
A wall and a book. Wow, I would be so OP.
Trash can and a phone...... I'll call the trashman on them, and they will be served. owned.
A wall... and a wall. I guess I crush people in between walls.
A internet cable and a book case. I must be a tank.
A bed and a laptop
Now lazier than Karthus
A whiteout and a white board?
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