Teemo is found dead- Who killed him?

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Lord Entropy

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09-17-2012

Hello Sheriff Caitlyn. There has been a murder in summoners rift of the Yordle Teemo. From the details of his remains, you must find who killed teemo

Case 1: Teemo is found, his corpse mutilated. His arms and legs are missing, they appear to be violently torn loose from their sockets. Yordle blood is found everywhere.

Case 2: Fortunately teemo had revive, and he respawned. He leaves the base and is last seen headed mid lane. At mid lane, a trail of blood leads off to his blood soaked corpse, which appears to have been cut many times. One of the more significant cuts seem to be at his neck.

Case 3: Teemo has respawned, and once again, he has foolishly left the safety of the base. This time, he has wandered off into the jungle. Soon, his corpse was found, once again a bloody mess. Parts of it were burnt to a cripse while other parts were viciously ripped apart by what seems to be the clase of a cat-like creature. His body also appears to be pounded brutally by a strong force that would stun almost any champion in his tracks.

Case 4: Teemo seems to have learnt his lesson and has not left base. However, that was not enough to save him. This time, an unknown person entered the base, flying through its walls and ignoring the turrets. Teemo's body was found in the fountain, however his corpse is well-preserved. A bullet has been found through his head, and when the nearby area was searched, a few nets have been found.

Case 5: A poisonous cloud of foul, noxious air remains over teemo's corpse. Pairs of fangs were found in the corpse. The last expression he had was one of shock and horror, as if he had seen the ugliest creature alive.

Case 6: Teemo has once again wandered off his own into the jungle. His body looks violently beat-up, and his moth is frothing. His corpse is covered in filth, and the area around him is contaminated.

Case 7: A bullet has been found in teemo's corpse, but in this case, it appears that he was also harmed by a sword. His bloodstream seems to be poisioned by an alcoholic beverage.

Case 6: Crossbow bolts everywhere! Most of them are in Teemo's corpse. Most of them are tipped with venom.


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Tempestphile

Senior Member

09-17-2012

Mundo, Mundo kills Teemo however he pleases

Now Sheiff, lift up your tight skirt and give us some sugar


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IS104fff2b3ed810a7a4daa

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09-17-2012

well let's see who would want teemo dead..


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xXDawnBladeXx

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09-17-2012

Case 1: Volibear

Case 2: Darius

Case 3: Brand, Nidalee, Alistar


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Dralighte

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09-17-2012

warwick
darius o:


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Polpierzak

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09-17-2012

Amumu.

Jealousy is the #1 cause of murders.


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Lord Entropy

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09-17-2012

SPOILER ALERT:

Case 1: Cho'Gath or Rengar are both champions that have reference to tearing/biting limbs off.
Case 2: While many may think it was darius, the bleeding and the cut on the neck means it is Talon who commited the deed.
Case 3: Udyr is the only champion that could have done all of these things.
Case 4: Caitlyn might have done it. Better hide that gun.
Case 5: Cassiopeia is the culprit to this one!
Case 6: Trundle's rabid bite caused teemo's mouth to froth. He also contaminated the area.
Case 7: Gangplank's grog soaked blade was teh source of the alchohol. Gragas lacks weapons, so it couldn't have been him.
Case 8: Twitch


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NekroJakub

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09-17-2012

Draven did it all!


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Kohou

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09-17-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Polpierzak View Post
Amumu.

Jealousy is the #1 cause of murders.
Amumu likes Annie, not Tristana.


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ChildrenofCorn

Senior Member

09-17-2012

Delete Teemo.