For not moving as fast as i can.
I didn't troll hard enough
Edit: Either that or I didn't take on the family business of playing baseball
I didn't know how to play poker.
Because my blades didn't find their way into my enemies' hearts.
For not being cool enough to join the League of Mothers, my "mooooooooooother" grounded me with style.
I got grounded for showing mercy
and pledged honor to life...
I got grounded for dropping his axes.
Found some Of my dads shrooms
For stealing her waterstone thingy and dooming her entire race.
Man-dropping through the ceiling
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